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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Reader's Review: "The Wake of The Dragon" by Jaq D. Hawkins


Synopsis from Amazon:

No sane airshipman will fly near a storm, but the cover of storm edge offers effective concealment for airship pirates who can strike quickly from above before anyone knows a ship is near. With the protection of Aide, the goddess of air travel, one airship defies the elements to seek fortune for the rag tag aerialists who make up the pirate crew.

The elements are the least of their problems when they find themselves saddled with an airsick clerk, a crewmember suspected of working for the East India Company and a lovesick farm girl whose headstrong misconceptions compel her to seek adventure where no decent woman would wander unescorted.

Battling businessmen, mechanoids and villagers armed with torches and pitchforks, Captain Bonny must decide who to trust, and whether the only rational course of action is one of apparent madness.
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My Review:

Jaq D. Hawkins was one of the authors I "met" when we submitted stories to the same anthology. (In fact, we've collaborated on two anthologies!) When I learned she wrote steampunk, I knew I had to acquire at least one of her books. I'm glad I chose this one!

Airships, pirates, rugged English countryside, even the odd automaton--all neatly contained in this relatively short read. 

My favorite part of the book was the world-building and characters. At the start, Wake of the Dragon gives all the feels of a classic Victorian adventure novel: a pirate crew raids a London warehouse and steals a shipment of opium, and the owner dispatches men to hunt down the stolen goods and transport them back to him, surreptitiously behind the backs of the law as they're doing so. We have stowaways, runaways, country folk who have never seen an airship before, and a team of "mechanoid domestics" that understand the finer points of servitude more than espionage! The characters were amazingly diverse and wonderfully vivid: from the noble Captain Bonny and his crew who ranged from the first mate who is hard enough to cut a man, yet gentle enough to attract a cat, to unscrupulous folk who seek to abandon ship and turn in their own crewmates when the money was good enough. There were mysterious characters with wider backstories who join the crew with ulterior motives, and others who seek airship passage as a means of escaping their lives on land. 

The plot itself, I felt deserved more, based on how much detail was woven into the setting and the characters. I wanted epic discoveries and complex plot twists, but the story as it is reads quick and simple. It was impactful enough, I suppose, but it reads more like a prequel novella more than a full-on adventure novel. Also I felt that as much as the activity of partaking in some of the opium was supposed to feature as a main aspect of the story (it becomes very clear that this is what is meant by the "dragon" in the title), I did find the things that the characters were doing outside of the smoking scenes to be far more entertaining than the vivid descriptions of the smoke's effect. The storm scenes, in particular, were well-paced and masterfully done. 

All in all, The Wake of The Dragon deserves a modest ****4 STAR**** rating, and I think that those looking for a unique and quick dose of steampunk will find it every bit as enjoyable as I did!

Further Reading: (Also By The Author/Steampunk/Excellent World-Building)
Dawn of Steam Trilogy--Jeffrey Cook
      -First Light
      -Gods of The Sun
      -Rising Suns 
The Red Dog Conspiracy--Patricia Loofbourrow
       -Gutshot (Novellette) 
       -The Alcatraz Coup (Novella) 
       -Vulnerable (Short Story) 
       -The Jacq of Spades 
       -The Queen of Diamonds 
       -The Ace of Clubs
       -The King of Hearts

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Upstream Updates: Checking In, Mid-Year!


We are more than halfway through 2025, and I thought everybody deserved an update with how I'm doing!

Life Stuff


2025 is proving to be a pretty intense year! The school year ended and I felt more relief than I had in a while. I don't know what made it so difficult this year but I admit I struggled a lot more than in years past. But summer arrived and we didn't have to go too long into June, so I am grateful for that! Regardless of the fact that I am able to sleep better with a CPAP after my sleep apnea diagnosis, I can confirm that I am still NOT a "morning person", so those 5:30 wake-up times just to be able to be at work when I was supposed to were no joke! Luckily that expectation will ease up in the next school year, so I won't have to be so stressed out over it.

That being said, outside of work times I had so much fun being an auntie to all my "niblings", and participating more in things with family and friends over the year than I had been in the past when battling that near-constant fatigue. Right now we're into blueberry-picking season at my house, which is my favorite berry to pick! The bushes in our backyard got absolutely fried in the heat wave of '21, and every year since I've been waiting and hoping for the bushes to recover. The last few years have been rather slim pickings, I especially got discouraged last year when it took almost the whole season just to pick a few dozen pounds of berries, whereas in years past I could pick several pounds a day for weeks! This year, I'm happy to report that the bushes are loaded! I've harvested nearly thirty pounds, and with this heat we're having, there are still so many green berries ready to ripen, I am pretty sure we can stock up pretty well at this rate!

Writing


Last year, taking a break from novel-writing to work through new and old short stories was really fun, but it just stings not having anything to show for it by now. (They were only limited-run anthologies anyway, so now all I have are a few short stories that are indeed publish-worthy but nowhere to house them...) But now that they're done, I still wasn't really ready to dive into editing Fugitive of Crossway yet, and I needed something else to hammer out...

Enter Fairies Under Glass. I'd started rewriting it in 2022, again after finishing the first draft of Fugitive, but stopped when interest seemed to wane and I knew really ought to focus on other things. But randomly this year I got inspired to get back into it and finish off the project, because that's something that I think I ought to get better at: finishing things. It's just refreshing when I don't have things hanging over my head like Damocles' sword. Plus, I started reading it to a writer friend of mine, we're sort of accountability buddies. She motivated me to finish the second draft of Fugitive, and it's largely through reading that to her that I realized how much I definitely needed to tweak, and what I could do about it. So as I was going back and reading through Fairies Under Glass with her, I pulled up my notes, opened up the draft, and finished the thing! I know I haven't been very consistent in posting it, but you can read the latest part >here< by clicking the hyperlinked text, and trust me, the end is coming! If you haven't read it yet, you can find the first part of the story >here< at the hyperlink, and read it all the way through from the beginning. (I try to link the parts together at the end of each post, so if you encounter a post without a link to the next or previous part, do comment there and let me know!)

Now that I've finished Fairies Under Glass, I felt ready to take on Fugitive of Crossway. I'm almost halfway through the book, and much to my chagrin, it doesn't seem to be getting any shorter. And the few notes I could remember from reading it through with my accountability buddy, weren't altogether that helpful. (When I've noted that a particular scene is "too vague, needs fixing".... Where exactly did Past Me expect Present Me to go with that supreme lack of information?!?!?!?) As much as I feel like I need a third party to tell me what is needed and what I can remove, I was hoping to at least achieve the bulk of that myself, but it doesn't seem to be happening. Either I'm too close to really know what needs to be said and what is redundant, or the story is too complex and I need to just embrace the complexity and give up on trying to have consistent book lengths for the Undersea Saga. I've spent almost a month now arduously trying to rephrase things and tweak it to bring the word count down, and I've only been able to pare down by the hundreds, not thousands of words. Either it means I need to hire an outside editor to restructure the story to be shorter (like maybe the way I swapped between the two plot lines could be done better), or I just need to embrace the fact that this book is absolutely going to be DOUBLE the length of Princess of Undersea, and let you all have at it! Either way, this is definitely the hardest part of the process, but once it's done, I'll feel so much better about setting my sights on finally publishing!

Meanwhile, I'm still open to the idea of finishing A Writer's Tale and/or The Last Inkweaver. Especially the latter, I'd been stumped on a certain part of it, and it took discussing it with another writer (and an enthusiastic supporter) to make the breakthrough that might yet prove helpful. One of the most basic points I needed was to be able to write the male secondary character in a believable way, not make him completely unlikeable, but just very much clueless at the start, so that I can build his character arc in a way that actually helps the reader like him as the story unfolds. Only time will tell if I have what I need to pull it off, so wish me luck!

In Wattpad news, I finally returned to regularly updating things, I've started posting Fairies Under Glass on there, and I'm thinking about all the other half-finished projects (the ReBible series, Merely Meredith, etc.) I could start adding as well, just to motivate myself to complete them! One issue I've noticed once I started posting regularly, though, is the rampant slew of scammers leaving solicitous comments on my chapters. They are lavish in their compliments but then follow it up immediately with contact info, usually via Discord, Whatsapp, or Telegram--all platforms known to be used by international scammers. I would, of course, respond with questions as to the veracity of their interest. I caught two scammers using the exact same script. The second one, I asked point-blank "Are you really interested or are you just a marketer scraping recently-updated posts for clients?" and they responded "a marketer scraping for clients" and then deleted their profile mere hours after creating it. That's usually the red flag for me, if I receive a comment and click on the profile, only to be greeted by a blank page hours or days old, with no engagement--that's a scammer.

My personal goal of "FOCUS" is yielding some satisfactory results, and lots of things are coming along nicely, so long as I don't get distracted on my way through to the end of the year!

Reading


Now we come to the exciting part... I had been discouraged by the gradual decline of books I was able to finish reading over the last few years, compared with the rate I continued to acquire books through book sales, free libraries, gifts, and bookstore gift cards. I had a list of more than 50 books, and although I had planned to read at least three books a month last year, it didn't happen and I found myself constantly restructuring the list and adding books and taking them off... I needed a new solution to visualize my TBR and a way to motivate myself to keep reading!

Enter social media video clips, and in particular one that showed a reader who had filled out a grid with the covers of all her TBR books and covered them with scratch-off stickers. Each time she finished a book, she could scratch off to reveal the next one. I really liked that idea and immediately started searching for the cover images of every book in my TBR. That's when I ran into a snag: I couldn't use a grid system like the one in the video, because my reading style tends to be more haphazard than just a straight grid. I didn't want to completely randomize my TBR, but at the same time, I craved a sort of variety. I rarely consent to blaze through an entire series consecutively (much to the chagrin of indie authors waiting for me to finish reading the epic series they've spent so much time on!) but I also wanted the option to either "branch off" to continue through a series, or keep it sort of "controlled randomized" by not overloading my imagination with too much fantasy, an abundance of sci-fi, or too many whodunnits in a row. That "branching off" inspired me to arrange my scratch-off "chart" more like a map, a map of my Reading Journey.

Feel free to zoom in to see the books I've read so far!
I had already discovered a monthly reading challenge shared by my local library that happened to list categories into which I could fit books from my TBR, so that was a straightforward given, but the rest I arranged along a winding path. The branches are series. Some of them are complete, sometimes I'll have a book on the "main path" that happens to be the first in a series, so I left myself room to add to its "branch" if I choose. The empty line on the right of the page is called "Library Lane": these are books that I want to read, that I would want to borrow from the library. Once I finish the book closest to that branch, I can start placing those holds, and as the books come available, I will check them out, add their covers to my "map" and keep on reading! As you can see, it's done wonders in keeping me on track and continuing to read! I'm already 16 books in, and I've got a few more that I aim to finish before the month is done, which means I'm already miles ahead of how many I'd read by this time last year or the year before! Out of those 16 books, there have been a handful that were sheer delights to discover and read--I can't wait to give the rundown at the end of the year! (Have you read any of the books you see in the picture? Comment below to tell me if you have, or if you've been interested, and I'll let you know what I thought of it!)

So that's where I'm at so far. Thanks for coming along with me for the journey, and I hope to keep you apprised of my progress as things unfold. Leave comments if you read anything you'd like to respond to, I make sure to respond to each comment as it comes in! As ever...

Catch You Further Upstream!

Friday, January 3, 2025

Happy Birthday To The Upstream Writer!!


Happy New Year, Upstream followers! I have so many updates since the last time I posted any kind of update at all... which was last year in January. So... This becomes a new birthday post for you all!

Life Stuff


First off, health-wise, I've seen much improvement since my sleep apnea diagnosis last year. A year of getting deep sleep every night has made a huge difference in my energy levels, namely that as long as I get a decent amount of sleep, I'm no longer fighting fatigue every waking hour as I was before!

Personally, I've been doing all right in the two years since my brother's passing. There are times when the grief hits me, for sure, but I find myself able to move past it more. It definitely helps that we've welcomed not just one but three new nephews into my family in the last year. They are all adorable and thriving in their respective families.

That being said, my summer wasn't nearly as productive as I wanted it to be, since I had some very strange muscle spasms on two separate occasions. In July it was my back that suddenly went out very randomly, rendering me nearly immobile for an entire weekend. I could lay down to sleep, but the transition between sitting and standing, and also moving around was very painful. In August--during the family reunion where I got to meet all my nephews at once--I ended up straining my bicep which almost completely immobilized my arm and gave me a great amount of pain for several days. That one lasted a week or so, in which I had to restrain my arm in a sling and thus I didn't really have the bandwidth to do a lot of writing.

Writing


Which brings me to the full disclosure: I'm still not finished with Fugitive of Crossway. It's still not where I want it to be, it's still rough in many places, and although I'm going to give it my best shot, there is a good chance it will still take me into winter to finish it.

However, all is not lost, as I've managed to release three short stories in limited-run anthologies this year. The first was Genie in A Bottle, which has recently been delisted as it has finished its run. For that one, I wrote a brand-new story titled "Gears, Guns, and Guttersnipes", a version of the Aladdin story based on the eventual Book 3 of the Undersea Saga. (*Note: This anthology has been discontinued at this time; the short story may appear in a future "Tales From The Undersea Saga" collection!) The second was Cracked Fairy Tales, a theme that aptly fit my short story "The Dragon's Mark", a retelling of Cinderella I'd done a few years back here on the blog. (*Note: This anthology has also completed its limited run, hence you can either read the serial as it is here on my blog, or look for it in an eventual short story collection!)

Last of all, is Rose of Disgrace, for which I chose to polish up and tweak "The Prince and The Rose", a retelling of Beauty and The Beast in which the damsel character isn't noble, innocent, or charitable, although her name is ironically Charmaine--she is vain, selfish, and rude; all the characteristics normally attributed to the Prince who is commonly placed under a curse in the traditional story. I had fun changing up the archetypes, pitting a penitent-yet-cursed prince against a beautiful-but-arrogant damsel, just to see how things might turn out a bit differently. I feel like it turned out well and I can't wait for you all to read it! 

In conclusion, I haven't made as much progress on The Undersea Saga as I wanted, but the year hasn't been wholly devoid of writing!

Another change for me last year, which you may have noticed, is that for the first time since basically 2013, I chose not to participate in NaNoWriMo in the month of November. Honestly, it's been waning since before the pandemic, as the small band of local participants couldn't keep a regular "Municipal Liaison" for more than a few years, and nobody really seemed too keen to take up the role. Then when lockdowns happened, everything sort of unraveled and there wasn't any sort of structure to the community at all, so we sort of drifted apart.
This year, it seems the organization made the (in my opinion) rather unfortunate choice to associate with and subsequently double down to defend said association with a program that uses generative AI. I may not know much about such a concept--and I've used some image generators for cover mockups or character inspiration, but the aspect I disagree with is the notion of using AI programs to generate novels themselves, and the fact that such programs will often generate based on information gleaned from published works, often those independently published, without crediting or asking permission of the author. This is theft, and I don't approve. NaNoWriMo, in their response to objections to the association with the generative AI program, maintained that users of generative-AI writing software are doing so because they could not access the activity of writing without it, and those that object to using generative-AI to write whole novels are speaking from some kind of "privilege" that allows us to come up with our own original stories and plots and words, while generative-AI programs give "access" to those who somehow cannot do their own writing without it.
It's not privilege, it's skill. And injecting an AI generator into the process isn't going to develop the skill the same way writing organically does. What it may do is create an increased dependence on the program, while the fledgling writer's own ability to self-generate remains immature and undeveloped.
Therefore, I am convinced that NaNoWriMo is no longer a place for writers and story enthusiasts to band together and support each others' writing. An organization that defends the use of AI to generate whole plots and characters and writing in the name of "access" just feels like it's about padding the numbers and giving the appearance of popularity, of quantity over quality, and I don't agree with that.
Hence I'm just going to continue tracking my word counts and projects on WordKeeperAlpha, and not even bother with the NaNoWriMo site. I missed the heady rush of earning the fun badges, but at least I'll keep on writing my own words!

Anyway! Back to writing.

What's In Store for The Upstream Writer?


As we enter 2025, I'm coming to grips with a combination of unofficially (self-diagnosed), internalized ADHD (likely the source of a lot of my "airy" tendencies growing up), on top of the coping habits I fell into from undiagnosed sleep apnea... and I've got a few strategies I've started to implement to try and un-learn the ineffectual stuff and form new neural pathways to get me to a point of productive success!
I want to be more active in blogging this year. I want to make a return to Serial Saturdays--or at least make an attempt to finish what I've already started, projects like Fairies Under Glass and A Writer's Tale, to name a few. I'm even toying with the idea of revisiting the ReBible series and maybe adding those to Wattpad, thus reinstating Wattpad Wednesdays. In between, I'm hoping that edits on Fugitive of Crossway won't take as long since I'm not completely rewriting the whole thing a third time! 2025 could very well be my year, folks! (I know I've said that every year for the past three years... but I have a few things going for me this year that I haven't had before!) Perhaps with the completion of this main project, it will open for me opportunities to return to abandoned projects (such as at least two people who still bring up a desire to see "The Last Inkweaver" in print! Even though I haven't even touched that project since 2018!)
I also purpose to find a few more blog hops to do... I have one at least that I still need to fill out, but maybe I turn it into a blog series instead of trying to do it all at once? Still thinking about that one... Meanwhile, I had so much fun with the anthologies from this year that I'm considering finding other anthologies to participate with, while at the same time I don't want the new projects I might have to produce to interfere with progress on The Undersea Saga anymore! I'm done with distractions, it's time for FOCUS!

Reading


Speaking of focus... I had hoped to be able to read more in 2024 than I did in 2023... Which I succeeded, but not by much!

I managed to achieve 20 books read in 2024, which divides up to 6 indie reads and 14 "mainstream" books.

My Top 3 Reads for the indie books are as follows:

Number 3 is probably Alienation by S. E. Anderson. Not to say it's in any way bad at all, all 3 of my picks were the most stellar of all the books I read last year, but just compared to the other two, there was a lot more I liked, as you will soon see! You can read my whole review in the hyperlinked title, but let me just say that I very much enjoyed revisiting the universe Anderson has created, and everything about this sequel felt like it elevated all the elements I enjoyed about the first book! So I'm absolutely loving the Starstruck Saga!

Number 2 favorite indie read is You're Not Alone by Kelly Blanchard. I've almost reached the end of the Chronicles of Lorrek, and boy, what a ride it's been! This book also definitely wins the prize for "Most Direct Messages To The Author In All Caps Like I'm Screaming." Like, before I even finished the book, not even ten chapters in, and I had to set it aside and let her know directly what I thought about her plot! (But that's the best part about reading an indie book and following the author on social media, right?) Even now I'm remembering those extra-special twists that had me SCREAMING. If all eight books have been preparing me for the Big Payoff in Book 9, it's bound to be EXTRA big!

And finally, my favorite book out of all 6 indie reads for 2024 is: Time Tree: The Guardian by Lisa Rae Morris. I read the first book back in 2019 so it had been a while, but the moment I opened book 2 and started reading, the plot grabbed me by the scalp and absolutely didn't let up the whole time! I also ended up messaging the author with "screaming" texts, though probably not quite as severe as with the previous book. Again, follow the hyperlinked title for my full review, but this book hands-down was totally amazing and wonderful and I felt absolutely exhilarated when I finished it!

As for the "mainstream" books, I may have read a lot of Agatha Christie and whodunnit mysteries like Paula Hawkins, Alexander McCall Smith and Michael Crichton, but those aren't the ones that stood out to me.

Third place on this ranking goes to Amari and The Night Brothers by B. B. Alston. It's one of those Scholastic Book Fair purchases that came strongly recommended by a coworker, and I actually enjoyed it more than I expected to! It's a new magical world sort of a cross between Grimm and Harry Potter, a magical Divergent, if you will. The mystery centers around a girl named Amari searching for her missing brother and discovering her connection to the supernatural world of magical creatures, and a latent ability she didn't know she had, which she then needs to harness in order to defend the magical world and the non-magic world from being overtaken by chaos and destruction. Highly imaginative and very compelling!
Then in second place is Wild Robot by Peter Brown. I actually tracked it as I read it along with the third grade class at my job, so it definitely counted even if it wasn't on my TBR! I very much enjoyed the imagery, the perspective Brown uses in viewing the world through the eyes of a robot as well as an island full of wild animals. When the movie was announced I was super-excited... and then found it to be kind of a let-down with how far the adaptation strayed from the novel. Suffice to say, I genuinely think it was a very good book, and would recommend it to anyone!

My favorite read of all, though, comes from seeing promos of a serial adaptation (which has since been canceled and then eradicated from the streaming platform!) that intrigued me, and then learning from a friend who read the book and strongly recommended it to me: The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart. It's one that has long intrigued me, especially after the promos and watching the pilot episode. The show was very quirky, and I wondered if the book was just as quirky. As a matter of fact, it was. But not as quirky as the show made it out to be! The show actually skips over quite a bit of what made the book very rational and practical in its own way, and veers off into a massive tangle of something wholly forgettable and off-putting! But if you're the sort who wants to see kids reading books that challenge their minds and a plot that almost calls out the culture that just accepts what we've been told at face value... Then let me tell you this book is worthwhile and it's one of those "unorthodox" styles that I found very intriguing and irresistible!

That will be all from me for now. If you haven't read the books I mention and you want to, I encourage you to seek them out and secure them as soon as possible! I think I've got a much more reasonable reading goal for myself. I might even succeed in it this time, and with my overall year goal of FOCUS, I think I might achieve all that I want to do!

Meanwhile, thanks for coming along with me, and, as ever...

Catch You Further Upstream!

Thursday, July 11, 2024

Book Blog Tag: Once Upon A Time Edition!


Time for another Book Blog Tag! This one was co-created by Marie Shen and I was tagged by Raina Nightingale over a year ago, so it's about time I get around to filling it out!

“Cinderella” – A book that changed your life 

Not so much changed my life as rekindled (ha! Fire puns....) a love of reading after I spent a whole three months being totally burnt out!

It was just after college which, being an English major, I was required to take a bunch of literature courses. That was the whole reason I chose English as my major, though, so that in itself wasn't the huge issue... It was the last semester in particular, where I was studying Shakespeare, Jane Austen, and Postmodern American Literature all at the same time. The Shakespeare course wasn't too terrible, because I could choose the order in which to take the exams, divided between five tragedies, five comedies, and five of his history plays. I took the tragedies first to get them out of the way, and then the histories, saving the comedies (my favorite) for last. The disappointment came when I found that not only was Romeo and Juliet not included in the tragedies (the five being Othello, Macbeth, King Lear, Julius Caesar, and Hamlet), but the comedies also did not include Midsummer Night's Dream, but did include Measure For Measure--my least favorite! (Why is it even a comedy, anyway? Omit the last scene and it's a sheer Greek tragedy all the way through!) Couple that with getting a lower grade on my Jane Austen final because the professor disagreed with my thesis, not the quality of my writing, and the depressiveness of postmodernism in the American Literature course... By the time I finished, I had the strange sensation of not even wanting to pick up a book. That feeling lasted, as I said, for one month, then two... almost the entire summer.
Then in September, my youngest brother started high school and one of his assigned readings for English was Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. I knew a lot about the book, since it had come up many times in my American Literature course, but I hadn't actually read it. One day, I found the book just randomly on the couch, so I began reading.
I found a much more intelligent, intriguing story than I was expecting. Especially when I got to the line, "Good writers touch life often..." I found the thing that motivated me toward writing. I wanted to write stories that "touched" life, that were grounded in some kind of relatable aspect, instead of pulling readers away from their reality. I found it ironic that the whole premise of this dystopian society was that they burned books for the information they held... and yet the book itself is littered with quotes from the books they sought to erase from humanity, immortalizing those quotes in particular. Most of all, as I reached the end of the story, I found a renewed interest in reading books that mattered, books that I felt "touched life often" in some way. A few years later, I set and achieved a personal challenge of reading 100 books in one year. Thanks to Fahrenheit 451, or I might have waited even longer to pick up reading again!

“Sleeping Beauty” – A book that took you forever to finish 

There is something to be said for my penchant of checking out books at the library or picking them up on sale and then just... taking years to get around to reading them because my "undiagnosed attention-deficit coping tendencies" mean that I'm wildly inconsistent about reading habits. But as far as "from the time I start the first chapter to the time I end the last chapter", I think it would probably be Sword of Shannara. I had just been watching The Shannara Chronicles on Netflix, all right? And I liked the lore and the way it incorporated "high fantasy in a contemporary post-apocalyptic setting" very well, but at the same time I felt (as all readers do when watching a screen adaptation of a book) that there was something lacking in the speed at which the show needed to jump through the timeline. I picked up Sword because I thought I would be getting more of what I saw on the show. It was too much more. So much exposition, not enough of the hallmarks of "this is a post-apocalyptic version of the world we know!" and really no relatable characters to speak of. I took probably several months to read this, if not a year. I'm trying to go back and see when I actually started reading, how much progress I made, but it's unclear. But we'll just say, I started it, and then subsequently read every other book instead of it until I felt so guilty (maybe it was even during lockdowns when nobody had access to libraries) that I went ahead and finished it. And the payoff wasn't even worth it. So there you go!

“A Thousand and One Nights” – A book you could not stop reading 

On the other side of the spectrum, there are the books I read in exactly one sitting! One in particular, The Princess Academy: The Forgotten Sisters by Shannon Hale, I distinctly remember picking it up one morning because I "just wanted to read the first couple chapters", and then "just one more chapter" for every single chapter thereafter, until I finally reached the end and thought, "Well, that was not how I was intending to start my day!" Her style is just so captivating and I especially loved the characters in that series, I just couldn't help myself!


“Little Red Riding Hood” – A book you recently read in an unfamiliar genre 

At first this prompt was hard to answer, because I tended to stick with familiar genres I know and enjoy, without branching out much, but then I remembered a book I read recently, in the Historical Nonfiction genre.

On the recommendation from a friend (who lent me her copy), I read Until We Meet Again by Michael Korenblit, and it tells the story of his grandparents, two Polish Jews fighting to survive the Holocaust, just after meeting and getting engaged. I am not apt to read much nonfiction, but I found myself invested in their story, through scraping a living in the Jewish ghettos, and being arrested and shipped off to the concentration camps--including the terrifyingly notorious Auschwitz. The courage, steadfastness, and perseverance displayed by these people is truly inspiring!

“The Wild Swans” – A book with your favorite sibling relationships 

It's a bit of a crazy answer for this prompt, but I picked a whole series, the Chronicles of Lorrek by Kelly Blanchard. You don't see as much of the siblings in later books of the series, but definitely at the start, you have a pair of brothers, some cousins, and in-laws all very close with one another, and I really appreciated the portrayal. They fight, they argue, there are misunderstandings, but when the chips fall, the siblings are definitely looking out for one another. Family sticks close, no matter what happens. Of course, as I hinted at the beginning of this response, the series is definitely not about any kind of sibling relationship, but it's a side feature of the series that really elevated my enjoyment of the series.

“Snow White” – A book filled with beautiful prose 

There are a couple books that immediately come to mind as ones that had such delectable prose that I didn't want to stop reading them, and every time I opened them up, there were phrases that caught my attention. You know the ones, the words and imagery so amazing that you have to stop and say the words out loud... The first such series would have to be "every book in the Tales from Goldstone Wood series by Anne Elisabeth Stengl."
It starts with the novel Heartless, and although it claims "each story can be read as a stand-alone", there's just something magical that happens when you read the books in order and see how they build on one another! 
But the reason I picked them out for this prompt is that every time I read another book from this series, it's all just so magical and poetic and allegorical and ethereal!

The same goes for Uprooted by Naomi Novik. It was the first novel I read by her, and the way it almost started like a retelling of Beauty and The Beast, but then branched off into its own variety by including elements from Slavic folktales and such, it was just a beautiful experience that I very much enjoyed from start to finish!

“Rapunzel” – A book that you procrastinated on reading after buying 

When I first started out as a book blogger, I admit there were some books I was more excited to read than others. It also happened that as word got around about my "book review blog", I gained confidence in responding to offers of books, and it felt like I connected with more and more authors, who in turn would occasionally offer their books at a discount, or seeking reviews. In the case of City of A Thousand Dolls by Miriam Forster, one of my acquaintances heard about my blog and put me in contact with her friend, an indie author. I reached out, received my copy... then promptly fell into the habit of just shifting it down the TBR list as other books crossed my path. I swear it got on the list in like 2013 when there were like only 10 books on my TBR... But I didn't actually get around to reading it until 2020.
By the time I finished reading it, I was very excited about it, and after reading the sequel, Empire of Shadows, I would definitely recommend these books to anyone who likes magical stories and amazing world-building and stalwart, sympathetic heroines.

“The Little Mermaid” – A book that took you on a magical journey 

Definitely The Invisible Library by Genevieve Cogman. After a friend started raving about it and sharing pictures of the covers on social media, I decided that I really wanted to seek out this series because holy moly, a multiverse in which one world's fictional stories is another world's "historical account" and each reality possesses an altered version of similar stories and a secret library-based organization dedicated to making sure the "characters" stay in their own realities and the "altered" manuscripts are collected and catalogued is wonderful enough. Add to it the dynamics of Dragons who walk among us in human form seeking to maintain order (often with themselves coming on top) battling with Fae who also wear human disguises but are definitely more inclined to stir up chaos whenever possible... it's pretty much the best series for anyone looking for a magical adventure!

“The Frog Prince” – A book that you’d like to turn into a frog because you hated it so much

Two books immediately come to mind as "books I read all the way through because I had high hopes for them but ended up hating because they were such disappointments": The first one is The Map of Time by Felix J. Palma, and the second is Leviathan by Scott Westerfield. For Map of Time, I found it on my library's shelf of recommendations and when it mentioned Jack the Ripper, Sherlock Holmes, Dracula, and "featuring" H. G. Wells as the main character, all at once, I really wanted it to be amazing. (Remember what I just said about Invisible Library?) But as it turned out, everything fell flat and the story was so garbled that at first I wondered if things were just lost in translation (since the author is not an English-speaker), and yet as I kept reading, things still didn't make any sense at all. I was so mad because all the potential for a great story was right there in front of us, but it never materialized.

Same thing goes for Leviathan. Granted, I'd read Uglies just before that as my introduction to Westerfield, and although I didn't enjoy it much, I figured that Leviathan was a neat application of steampunk, and how could somebody mess up a good steampunk? Here's how: make it about "science vs. religion." One side, the Darwinists, chose to invest their scientific studies in breeding animals to suit their transportation and communication needs. They use whales for shipping, lizards for communication, jellyfish hot air balloons, and the like. Then there are the "Clankers", who just went ahead and developed machines of metal, steel, steam, and cogs to suit their needs. Both sides are at war--and guess which side the author is subtly pushing as the "protagonists" in his narrative? And that's even supposed to be the "subplot", while the main plot between a high-ranking "Clanker" exiled prince and a young "Darwinist" heroine masquerading as a boy because no one lets a girl do all the amazing things she is naturally good at left much to be desired!

“Peter Pan” – A book that reminds you of your childhood 

I grew up reading a lot of classics: Chronicles of Narnia, Anne of Green Gables, Pollyanna, and LOTS of Puffin Classics! One in particular was Eight Cousins by Louisa May Alcott. Sure, I read Little Women and even Little Men as well--but this one appealed to me because it had the whole "girl surrounded by lots of boys who take a shine to her" that Little Men had, but on a more peer-to-peer basis, since they were all cousins of the same generation, instead of Jo March leading a boys' school. It's quaint, it's cute, it has lots of middle-grade-level drama, and I remember that book in particular being one that I reread over and over again... At one point I even entertained the notion of adapting it into a radio drama! But yes, it's just obscure enough that if I ever see it, I'm immediately taken back to those early, idyllic years.

“The Goose Girl” – A book you had low expectations for, but ended up loving 

The two books that came to mind were almost on the same level. I'd just read a rash of teen YA
dystopian books, starting with Hunger Games and moving through Divergent to the likes of The Selection and Matched. The latter two were ones that had great premises and intriguing covers, but ended up hugely disappointing because it was a lot of useless angst ("I'm falling in love with HIM ONE like everyone expects me to, but HIM TWO is my best friend and I've struggled with feelings for him my whole life! WHAT TO DO???") and an overly-capable Mary Sue heroine (Cue the "She's Not Like Other Girls" Theme Song Break) and not much in the way of plot substance outside of Unique Girl Bucking The System To Save The World While Her Two Guy Friends Either Join Her Or Betray Her... 

So when I saw books like Ruby Red by Kerstin Gier, with it's glitzy cover and fancy ballgowns like The Selection, and Cinder by Marissa Meyer featuring only a single motif from famous fairytales (a slipper, a braid of hair, a gleaming apple, and the like), I seriously thought they'd end up more like what I'd already read.
Boy was I wrong! In the Ruby Red trilogy, I found likable side characters, intriguing subplots, and very well-plotted time travel twists! In Cinder and the rest of the Lunar Chronicles, I found fairy tale retelling perfection, with lots of fantasypunk twists and a great series arc to boot! 
To date, those two are among my favorite series ever!

“Hansel and Gretel” – A book that made you hungry


Without a doubt, the Goode-Grace Mysteries by Cyn Mackley! Her main character, Trinity Grace, a Goth girl from the big city is a bit out-of-place in a quiet rural town. She moves into her grandfather's place when he dies suddenly, and Trinity finds evidence of foul play. Over the course of the investigation, Trinity works to win the other residents over with her affinity for baking. Muffins, cakes, pies, breads--Mackley describes the pastries in such detail that it makes my mouth water! I am fairly certain she has made it her "author's signature" of sorts, to mention as many delicious and unique dishes as she can in all her books, but this series in particular made me crave whatever Trinity made!



How about you? Comment below with any book titles you'd recommend with any of the above prompts! 
Happy reading, and Catch You Further Upstream!

Saturday, December 30, 2023

The Knitting Book Blog Tag



This tag was created by Cara (Wilde Book Garden) on YouTube. I was tagged for it by Raina at Enthralled By Love. 


Cast On: The first section you scope out in a bookshop



When I enter a bookshop, I'll usually make a beeline for the Fantasy section, especially if they have something like a Young Adult or Teen section. Then I might meander over to Mystery/Thrillers, because I know a few authors whose works I very much enjoy. Depending on how the store is arranged, I may also peruse the Science Fiction section, in case a particular title grabs my attention. Altogether, it should keep me occupied for a while. It's rare that I go into a bookstore and don't find anything I want to own!

Knit: A super-hyped book that completely delivered for you


When Netflix announced that they were going to produce an adaptation of Leigh Bardugo's Shadow and Bone, I was immediately interested. It was a book that I'd seen occasionally (while checking out the Teen Fantasy section at Barnes and Noble) but hadn't read quite yet. I went into watching the show without much of an inkling as to what I was getting myself into, and utterly adored the casting! Of course, I immediately placed a hold on Shadow and Bone at the library. I'd hoped to actually pick it up before I got too far in the series, but out of three visits to the library, it was never on the shelf! Finally, it came to my turn to check it out, and I found the same scenes and characters from the show now brought to mind anew by the novel itself! I have seen adaptations done badly, so I was very pleased to find that Netflix had done the book justice, at least as far as I got in that first book. Turns out, the adaptation also included the storyline from Six of Crows as well, working in tandem, so just the first book in the Grishaverse trilogy wasn't everything I'd already seen in the first season! I'll definitely be reading more of that series, though!

Purl: A character you believe deserves more love



So many! I enjoy at least one or two characters in each of the books I've ever read, and I've noticed a trend that the characters I am most drawn to are the side characters. These are the "unsung heroes" of the book, often carrying their own arcs and backstories that we don't get to see because the author needs us to focus on the struggles and strengths of the main character--but it's often in those interactions with the side characters that we see the development of the main character. Without side characters, the book would be a dull, dragging slog through self-importance and and an echo-chamber of singular thoughts. Side note: I've read just such a book, and there was almost no character development to speak of, and the book was so insufferable that I abandoned the whole series then and there. Give me an interesting side character over the most charismatic hero, any day!

Chart: A book or author you've been meaning to read but haven't got around to


I am terrible about getting through my TBR list in any kind of timely fashion! I'm about 90 books deep, and that's just the indie books that I intend to feature on this blog under the Reader's Reviews--but I'll at least mention a couple of them here!

First of all, there is The First Binding by R. R. Virdi. Longtime followers of this blog will recognize the name for sure, but that would be from his start as a self-published indie author of a roaring good paranormal investigator series, The Grave Reports. Readers would follow the snarky main character Vince Graves, a disembodied soul doomed to inhabit the bodies of Recently-Deceased-Under-Suspicious-Supernatural-Circumstances, assigned the task of discovering the murderer and avenging the person's death, and dealing with his own personal demons along the way! I have been a fan from the very start, so when he announced that he'd been signed with Tor Publishing (a very big-deal traditional publishing house!) for an epic-fantasy trilogy, I was absolutely thrilled at the notion. I did end up pre-ordering the ebook, but it's been sitting on my queue until I can wade through all the other books I've acquired over the years. He's already gearing up to release the sequel, and I still haven't read the book I bought! What gives?

The other book I'll mention is one by a friend of mine. Many years ago she saw my blog, saw the serial stories I'd post on there, and got inspired to start blogging her own serials. There was one story in particular that I followed avidly, completely enamored with her writing style and creativity in story development. That all fades and I don't hear from her for a while.... and then lo and behold she's written her own fantasy story, a duology, in fact! The book is called Empire of Blood and my friend is Olivia Cornwell--I have no doubt she's done an amazing job with it, and I can't believe it has taken me so long to even acquire her book, much less getting around to reading it at long last! (Remember how I have so many books on my TBR??)

Whew! Maybe this confession is just the sort of accountability I need to really buckle down and read more!

Double-Pointed Needles (DPNs): A book you can read out of order AND a series people might think you can but you actually can't


Ooh, this was a hard one to answer at first because I'm one of those "weird" people who hates to read a series out of order if I can help it! I'll flat-out refuse to read a series till I can get the books in the right order! (Which means I've not read a lot of Terry Pratchett's Discworld, sorry folks!)

That being said, I did a quick Google search to see if any series I've read qualifies as those that other people might say one could read out of order. Such as a series that I, myself, have not strictly adhered to the chronological order, namely Agatha Christie's Poirot series, or Brian Jacques' Redwall series. My local library would only have a smattering of titles on hand at any given time, so for both of those it was really a matter of "Get what you can while you're here." To this day, I believe there are a handful of books in both those series that I haven't read, maybe the odd few that I never quite found during my library visits, or didn't know about to specifically place on hold--but I'm none the worse for wear, and you can be, too!

Then there's a series like Sue Grafton's ABC Mysteries series, where she has each book named for a letter of the alphabet. I started reading the series from A is for Alibi and I'm nearly done by now, but I can say that although it's in "alphabetical order", the mysteries themselves are really self-contained and only occasionally are there side characters that carry over from one book to the next, and especially there are some side characters that show up in some way in every book, so they can really be read in whatever order you find them.

Lastly, we finish with a series that definitely cannot be read out of order, and one that I think applies here very much is the Lorien Legacies series by Pittacus Lore. It may seem like a flexible series because first of all it has numbers in the titles and the numbers are not in order, but it's definitely a sequential series and there is so much happening in each book that if you want to skip ahead or if you don't know about the actual order of the books and try to read them by the order of the titles, then you'll miss large parts of the story and it won't make sense till you can put it all in order.

Cables: A book you heard negative reviews for but you ended up loving



Outlander by Diana Gabaldon. It wasn't so much the negative reviews as everyone making a huge deal about the copious amounts of steamy sex scenes in it! Those who enjoyed it most were the type who enjoyed smutty romance books. I'm not really that type, but it wasn't till someone recommended it while telling me about the interesting things that happen in it--the time travel, the stunning visuals, the bravery of the main character Claire to face historical issues with modern solutions--that finally convinced me to give it a try.

I read it, and I wouldn't say I loved it the way I love stories that I would recommend to everyone else and read over and over again, but I definitely enjoyed it more than I thought I would! The sex scenes were definitely there, but I would say, for as many sex scenes I've read in novels that don't necessarily make a huge deal about there being sex scenes in their books, Diana's writing style was definitely not as crass as some descriptions have been. She makes a multi-sensory experience, talking about the sensations of the setting, the emotional component, and what's going on around the deed, so that someone who doesn't much care for the activity of the scene can still read the conversation happening without, as it were, "dwelling on the visuals." I heard negative things about it, but it wasn't at all what I thought it was going to be, and I enjoyed it more than I expected to!

Skein: A trope you can't stand

Speaking of romance novels.... I started thinking about tropes that irked me to no end, and the ones that came to mind first all tended to be most prevalent in romance novels!

Things like "She's Not Like Other Girls", or "Always The Victim"--those tropes placed on protagonists (male as well as female) where everybody else in the world is exactly the same, BUT PROTAGONIST IS DIFFERENT, and that's what's going to kick off the action and change the world. "Always The Victim" speaks to the tropes where the protagonist is a "noble" character who is picked on mercilessly by absolutely everyone, so when it comes out that he or she is "special" or "important", he or she has to "fight to be heard" because no one takes him or her seriously and whenever something terrible happens, somehow it's always aimed at the protagonist in some way.

I get annoyed with romance novels--especially in supernatural/paranormal/anything fantasy-adjacent genres, because invariably they're going to use the "Fated Mates" trope, the one where the hardened, snarky, "strong" female type sees the ugly/abusive/secretive/"lone wolf"/outsider male "love interest" and the two of them are overtaken by "forces beyond their control" and it doesn't matter how terribly the Big Strong Important Inhumane Man behaves, the female protagonist is "consumed" by her desire for him, or "resigned to her fate" because she's his mate so she has to just take it because there's no other way.

I'll talk about two more tropes, and these generally tend to occur in novels where some kind of magic or super-power is involved: Too Important To Die, and a trope I call Boyfriends With Superpowers.
Too Important To Die is irritating because it's a character that the author is obviously attached to, so it is evident they expect the reader to care as much as they do, so much that they forget to actually put in the effort to make the reader care as the story develops... but at the same time, all the perils and death-defying situations and sacrificial moments the "chosen hero" faces that end up killing everybody around him always seem to be things that he recovers from, although he might pass out a few times. Why? Because he's "Too Important To Die." So things that would definitely snuff out anybody else, he just passes out and wakes up to go after the antagonist one more time. Or something happens to protect him so he doesn't die. Heck, I've even stopped watching certain shows because the writers decided that the antagonist was "Too Important To Die"!

The last trope I'll talk about is something I see most often in TV shows that makes me groan so hard, "Boyfriends With Superpowers." You know it when you see it: the story always begins with the protagonist and their love interest in a close friendship, maybe even an amorous relationship. Then one of them develops/discovers some Big Important Secret, like a lost fortune or superhuman ability, and all of a sudden they push their romantic partner away, saying "it's safer if we're not together anymore." Of course then what happens is the antagonist (who knows about the previous relationship but not necessarily about the breakup) ends up capturing the "normal" ex-partner, so the "hero" has to choose between revealing the Big Important Secret to the world and facing up to "betraying their loved one", or keeping that secret and losing the "most important person in their life." (who they had just broken up with, but obviously still had feelings for!) The moment I see the super-powered hero push away the love interest partner, I can pretty much predict that the partner is going to be captured or threatened somehow, and the Big Important Secret is going to come out anyway, so why didn't the characters just choose to be open about their struggles anyhow? I've also seen books and shows that have actually done this, where the couple is honest with each other, and it's fantastic and both characters are stronger for it, and it in no way inhibits the storytelling at all, so why don't more authors choose to do it this way?

Okay, rant over!

Gauge Switch: An author who is always a good fit for you


There's a handful of authors whose styles I know well enough that whenever I see the names on the spine, I can recognize them at once and know that I'm in for a spectacular time, even if I haven't read that particular title!

Five common authors whose names come to mind at once are Naomi Novik, Anthony Horowitz (especially his more recent stuff! I've tried reading some of his middle-grade titles and they just weren't as good!), Marissa Meyer, Mark Lawrence, and Cornelia Funke in particular. The vibes of their books always seem to resonate with me in a certain way. Even somebody who doesn't know me personally all that well will usually succeed in getting a book that I enjoy if it's by any of these authors!

But I am a prolific reader and I don't just go to the public library or a big-name bookstore to find authors to love! Over ten years of featuring reviews on my blog of more than a hundred titles, at least five authors stand out above the rest: Amy Hopkins, Kelly Blanchard, R. R. Virdi, Kimberly A. Rogers, and the various amazing members of the Writerpunk Press Group. I'd highly recommend anything from these names!

Stitch Marker: A specific scene that stands out to you


I'm not altogether sure I have a definite answer to this one, since my reading habits make it hard for any one scene to stand out among the rest--I tend to "vibe" with the book as a whole while I read!
That being said, as I type this one particular scene comes to mind, from Brandon Sanderson's Firefight, the second in the Reckoner Novels trilogy. I cherish the scene because it really cemented the series as one of my favorite series to use Portland, Oregon as a principal location.

In the scene, the main character David is talking with Megan, a character he's trying to get to know, while she's been fairly cold to him for a while. He has just learned that Megan can't swim and avoids going near the water for some reason. He asks her how that could be, since she's from a "port city", after all. He, being from Chicago, at least knows there are a few rivers around the city. David assumes she would have gone swimming a lot there as a kid. Megan takes one look at him, screws up her face and utters the most "authentically Portland" response I have ever read: "In the Willamette?!?!?"

Locals know why I laughed so hard when I read her reaction. That one moment stays in my memory to this day.

Yarn Weight: Bookish taste buddies

This was an interesting question, but I think I picked out a few people from whom I've had book recommendations that panned out very well! They all have blogs, and the recommendations I've seen from them are definitely worthwhile!

Novelty Yarn: A book that looked perfect on paper but just didn't work out


Oh, this one took a few tries to figure out what to answer, but I landed on the book Leviathan by Scott Westerfield.

It started out so lovely, and I do like a good steampunk adventure! He had the population divided into two factions, one that developed their "machinery" by biologically "growing" it from animals with the right sort of characteristics. These were the Darwinists. Then there were the "Luddites", the ones who used more of the conventional mechanical means for their "technology" and vehicles, with steam-powered machines and factories.

Where it "went wrong", I think, was that the whole premise of the book was that the Big Evil Luddites were dominant over the Darwinists, and had declared a war, with the "peace-loving" Darwinists seeking merely to defend themselves. The Luddites were boorish, cruel, and obstinate, while the Darwinists were community-oriented, contented, and understanding. There was no in-between, which is where I drew the line. It was very obvious which side the author wanted you to hate, and which side was supposed to be the "heroes" of the tale, and I have to say I really dislike books like that! The sort where the author doesn't let the reader identify with characters on their own terms, doesn't let the reader evaluate the characters' choices for themselves to decide who is "right" and "wrong." I came away from the book with intense disappointment, and ultimately I found nothing else in it that I would begrudgingly say made the story at all acceptable. So much so, that I would genuinely question the tastes of anyone who touts Leviathan as "good steampunk." I have most certainly read better-planned stories than that one!

Scarf: A good book for getting into a genre


I couldn't think of "good books" for getting into any of my favorite genres, so for this one I actually chose a book (or rather, a trilogy) that I feel was a good introduction to a genre I don't read very much.
That genre is grimdark fantasy, and the trilogy is The Red Queen's War trilogy by Mark Lawrence. I hadn't read too much grimdark fantasy before I read his first trilogy, the Broken Empire trilogy--and that one was intense and I found most of the characters rather disturbing, but at the same time, I kept on reading because wow, the story was fascinating and the prose was stunning!

That being said, I feel like The Red Queen's War is actually a much better introduction to the genre because first of all, it errs more on the side of humor than true violence; second, it's still set in the same post-apocalyptic world as Broken Empire, and it definitely still qualifies as grimdark in much respects. If you're looking to get into grimdark, I can't speak for any of the other authors famous for that genre (like Brent Weeks or Joe Abercrombie) but Red Queen's War in particular is a great way to find a few giggles in between the more visceral stuff that grimdark fantasy features!

Socks: An under-appreciated author who deserves more hype


Being a reviewer of indie books, I encounter a lot of authors that definitely fit this bill! But for the sake of this post, I'm going to pick one author in particular whose books I've loved, who could definitely use some extra attention from readers who've never heard of her!

Amy Hopkins is the author of the Talented series, a story I've billed as "if Hermione Granger settled down after Hogwarts and opened a tea shop where she sold enchanted teas, and crossed paths with lots of magical shenanigans in the process." I absolutely adore the characters she created for this series, so varied and yet so vivid. When I'm reading her books, I can picture her characters so clearly that even if I were to see an isolated line of dialogue, I could probably picture who said it, from the manner of speaking alone! I've read four out of the five book series, and I am so excited to read the final book! I would definitely recommend her books to anybody who likes books with quite a bit of magic, a bit of intrigue, a lot of humor, a fantastic variety of characters, and a spectacular plot line with twists that keep you guessing!

Cast-Off: A weirdly specific thing you love

Weirdly specific? I'd probably go with "books that flip the tropes." It's one thing if I am reading a character interaction and I know exactly where the scene is going to go... it's ANOTHER if I'm reading a scene and I have predictions--and then the story twists in a completely different direction! I love stories like that. I get the most excited when I encounter stories that are unpredictable, that do the unexpected, or take what other writers usually do in a story and do something completely unique. It's what draws me to certain fairy tale retellings over others, and the surest way to get me to put down a book is to make it predictable in the opening scene. (Just check out my answer for "tropes you can't stand")

Crafting Party: Tag people!

This was a very fun blog tag to do! If you're reading this and you have a blog, consider yourself tagged! And if you don't have a blog, feel free to comment with your own recommendations in any category from this post! If I see the title of a book I've read in any comments, there's a high probability that I will respond! Let's see those book titles, people!