Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"Inkweaver" Excerpt: The Rise and Fall of Morgianna Plontus-Byrmingham

Once we reached the road again, I started thinking about the tapestry. Where did we need to go next?
As if she could read my mind, Larryn reached into my pack and pulled out our "map." She spread it out, and I could tell right away that it held more detail, more pictures. The scenes of Gramble and Stania and Mirrorvale were overlapping and closely packed at the bottom of the tapestry, while the blackrope forest and Naten's hut were very close together. My eyes found the familiar signpost that pointed the way to Aberon, and I understood that this town would be our next destination. The Inkweaver (or the magical ink; I could not be sure) thought to include many people in the illustration of the road and the town. The more I stared, the more they seemed to mill about and interact with one another.
"So," I flinched as Belak's voice issued right next to my ear, "Where are we going next?"
I rolled up the tapestry quickly; had Belak seen the part that depicted the discovery of having no food that precipitated our detour to Pierson's house? Perhaps the Inkweaving was magic after all; otherwise, how could she have known about that?
I pointed down the road that would take us back to the cross with the signpost. "We're heading on to Aberon, as far as I can tell," I answered.
Belak laughed, "You know, most girls would benefit from a lesson in map-reading."
"As much as most boys would benefit from lessons in housekeeping!" Larryn retorted cheekily.
Hearing my friends tease each other actually brought a smile to my face. All the heaviness and worry I’d carried over the last few days seemed to shift to the back of my mind, like I left it behind with Junea and her squabbling brood. I wondered if some of Larryn’s adventurous spirit had spread to me as I picked up my head and traversed the road before us with renewed energy.

We reached the crossroads and found it unoccupied. The woman standing beneath the signpost wore the fanciest dress I’d ever seen: all rich, glittering fabrics and lacy bodices and voluminous hoopskirts. She dragged a large steamer trunk mounted on a wheeled platform behind her. The woman squinted up a the various destination markers, and in that movement, noticed the four of us walking toward her.

“Hello, there!” she called as we approached. She seemed to move with definite purpose down the road from a village called (according to the signpost) Hemptor.              
Flaming-red lips grinned widely at us as we gathered around her. Standing with the woman, I saw her face smeared and coated with heavy amounts of paint and makeup. The effect was rather garish and excessively theatrical, but she seemed friendly enough.
She sighed and dropped the handle of the trolley that carried her trunk, easing her hoopskirts from around her shapely legs so she could seat herself upon it.
“Fancy meeting friends on my journey!” she bubbled. “I don’t know what I would have done if I had to walk all the way into town so completely on my own!” She smiled widest of all at Belak, whom I could tell was doing his admirable best not to stare at the topmost trimmings of the remarkably thin waist the woman displayed, which looked even tinier in comparison with the wide skirts beneath it.
“Would you like to join us?” I invited her more out of courtesy than desire.
The woman jumped to her feet with alacrity that made her dress flounce temptingly. “Well, honey,” she smiled at me like I was the hero of everything, “I thought you’d never ask! Oh!” She placed a gloved hand over her mouth—hovering, not touching, lest she leave lipstick on the white lace—and blushed. “Where are my manners? My name is Morgianna Plontus-Byrmingham, but you all can call me Morgie.”
I was glad she gave an alternative; I was very interested in getting to know this exuberant woman, but there was no way I would be able to carry on a conversation with Miss Plontus-Byrmingham!
“A pleasure to meet you, Morgie,” I said, giving the proffered hand a congenial squeeze. “My name is Shereya and these are my friends: Larryn, Greyna, and Belak.”
Morgie only had sea-blue eyes for one face. “Charmed, Belak,” she murmured absently.

I made sure to send clear signals to match Morgie’s obvious intentions by slipping my arms around Belak. The way he placed one hand on my back and used the other to clasp my hand told me he agreed with my intuition. Once our silent tableau was established, I continued, “We are headed to Aberon; where are you going?”
Morgie’s face beamed like a comedy mask in a stage play. “Why, I was just on my way to Aberon, as well! Isn’t that lucky?” She tittered softly.
I smiled and pulled away from Belak, though we kept a firm hold on each other’s hand. “Lucky indeed,” I agreed. “Let us continue, then!”
Morgie picked up the handle to her trolley and we continued down the road to Aberon.

After Larryn’s continuous broaching of uncomfortable subjects and Greyna’s reticence, it felt wonderful to travel with a companion who had no idea who I was or of the true nature of our journey—and instead preferred to talk about something else entirely.
I merely asked her to tell me about herself, and Morgie launched into a long tale that reminded me of one of the Inkweaver’s stories—but I was sure I’d never heard this particular one before. She prattled about the miserable hovel where she had lived, with no hope and no future—then one day, she received notice that Count Bergen—who had the king’s ear in Gramble—was going to provide a banquet in his royal hall at Aberon, and everyone who could arrive on a certain day (the very same day in which we were traveling) could be admitted to attend the banquet.
“It is my chance, Shereya!” Morgie gushed. “I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life, and now it has come! And once I am seen in the Count’s court, no doubt I will be noticed by some impressive courtier and he will offer to take me away from my life of poverty and all my problems will be answered!”
Beside me, Belak snorted, “And what if that doesn’t happen?”
Morgie was nonplussed. “Well then, at least I will be able to get work of some kind in Aberon. There’s just no chance of that in Hemptor—Aberon’s the place to be!”

We crested a hill, and there in the valley before us stood the village of Aberon—though it did look more like a city. A high gate straddled the road entering the city, a thick stone archway chiseled with the name ABERON. Morgianna instinctively drew herself up and whispered to me, “Watch me and do as I do.”
I tried to walk with the same stilted stride that she used, but failed miserably in my sensible boots. Morgianna flounced us right by the armored guards standing watch on either side of the arch. By the time we crossed the threshold into Aberon, she was grinning. She drew a long breath.
“Ahh! Absorb it, my friends! Take it all in!” she raved. “Aberon, the glory of Gramble! Everyone who is anyone must have visited Aberon at one time or another. There is a distinct level of quality that makes this great city famous.” She finally turned to us and frowned. “Unfortunately, that is not it,” she indicated our clothing with an outstretched finger.
“These?” Larryn examined her drab-yellow dress that was the brightest color to be had in Mirrorvale. “But Morgie, these are the only clothes we have.”
“Oh, I’m not just talking about the clothes dear!” Morgianna tittered. She seemed to be talking more to me than to the others. “Come with me! I’ll show you Aberon style!”
“No offense,” Greyna spoke up, her voice mousier than ever after Morgianna’s boisterous prattling, “but I think we’re all agreed that we should save our money for the things that we actually need. It’s a long way yet to Gramble.”
Morgianna slowly bent her sparkling eyelids toward me. “I think Shereya would agree that, to experience Aberon fully, you all need makeovers. As for the money, don’t worry about it!” She reached into her handbag and pulled out a thick scroll. “Once I receive my placement, the crown will handle all my expenses. I’m keeping a bill for that purpose. I’ll just add everything you get to my tab!”
Belak, Larryn, Greyna, and I exchanged glances; my first reaction was the distinct impression of wrongdoing. “You mean we’ll be getting items and services and promising to pay for them later—without any guarantee that it will happen? Isn’t that akin to stealing?”
Morgie waved a manicured hand. “Oh, it’s going to be paid, Shereya, dear! We aren’t stealing it—entirely,” she added after a pause. “Now, come along!”
I stepped forward—and immediately noticed that I was the only one. Belak and the other girls hung back. I turned to him.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
Belak held his ground, “You can go ahead if you want to, Shereya; we’ll wait here for you.”
“Yes, go ahead,” Greyna encouraged, “You deserve something special; it’s more your style. Larryn and I, we’re too plain and too—“
“Rambunctious,” Larryn cut in, “Going to a party—blech!” She made a face. “You can have my share, Shereya.”
The more they talked, the more Morgie tugged, the more I knew I wanted to attend this party. We had no high-class cities like Aberon near Mirrorvale, and I hated speculating, so there would be nothing I would like more than being able to see it and experience it firsthand. I stepped up next to Morgianna.
“Now then!” the woman cried.

Such a day we made of it! Morgianna took me to the beautician who styled my hair and painted my face to look the latest style, we visited the seamstress and the millinery and got ourselves the finest gowns we could find. Meanwhile, Morgianna instructed me in all the ways I must behave as a high-born lady. She knew a lot about how to act like upper society, the way I must carry myself and the way I must speak. When Morgianna talked, it was not just idle speculation or the wretched daydreaming of the story-chasers—it felt like it could really happen, and moreover, that it would, as long as we “played our cards right,” as Morgianna phrased it.

By evening, we were both ready, and it was time to enter the ball. I wore a brown silk brocade gown with many tucks, and gloves up to my elbows, and I tip-tapped over the stones of the Count’s courtyard like a lady of state. A footman escorted the two of us to a banquet hall. I stopped and gasped.

The room was fairly lined with tables, and all the tables were piled high with food. There was enough space in that one room to hold my house and Larryn’s at the same time. People in fancy clothing were chatting with one another and the whole company had just began to take their seats at the tables. The tables at the front of the room were filling faster than the ones at the back. I guessed it was because the Count and his officials were all seated at the head table. I started to move toward one of the back tables (I cared more about participating than about my position in the room), when Morgianna caught my elbow.
“Follow my lead!” she whispered in my ear.
I scuttled behind Morgianna as she went straight for the last two empty seats at the table just lower than the head table. Grinning and chatting amiably with the overstuffed, deaf lords on either side, Morgianna pretended that she was doing what came absolutely natural as she claimed the seats for us and sat down without missing a breath. We had done it! We were sitting right in front of Count Bergen’s table—the two of us were certain to be noticed by everyone in the room!

The hubbub of conversation died down, but before the meal could begin, the doors of the banquet hall opened again, and a late-arrived couple entered. Count Bergen stood and greeted them fondly, and then—with all eyes upon him—turned and walked straight up to our table—straight up to Morgianna and I—and in a clear voice, so that everyone in the whole hall could hear him in the breathless silence, he spoke to us.

“I’m sorry, I don’t know who you are—but did you not see that those seats had been reserved for my personal friends?” said the Count.
There was an awful pause, and someone had the nerve to giggle. That giggle prompted more soft laughter, and by the time a waiting-man had helped us from our chairs and led us to the table at the furthest corner of the room, we were certainly the center of attention—we were the laughingstock of the whole banquet. Suddenly I wasn’t hungry for the glazed delicacies and rich cakes of the party. Everything felt as fake and empty as Morgianna’s painted face.
 
I turned to the footman. “Please, don’t worry about finding me a seat; I would like to leave.”
“You’re leaving?” Morgianna spluttered. “B-b-but we’ve only just begun!”
I shook my head, “No, Morgianna; it is over. I’m going to rejoin my friends. I hope you enjoy your banquet.”
The footman showed me to the door, and even after the castle doors closed behind me, I could still feel the laughter of those rich, noble-born guests ringing in my heart. The words of my dream came floating back as I walked through those quiet, dark streets alone. “As the mirror reflects the face, so a person’s heart reflects the person…Those who work hard will be rewarded, but those who only talk of it are sure to be ruined… A quiet, simple life is better than a shallow, showy life… The last one I remembered was the one that seemed to speak of my own situation:  

Don’t take the best seat at a party; it is better to be found at the foot of the table and welcomed to the head, than for the host to ask you to move down in front of everyone.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Hit List: Top 5 Acting Couples/ Sibling Pairs

Ladies and Gents.... it's time for another Hit List! This one is dedicated to some truly splendiforous acting couples who portray couples on-screen and it's adorable to see. As an advocate of family and siblings or spouses working together at something (goodness knows I'd like to share my penchant for writing with a sibling!), it just warms the cockles of my heart to see that family dynamic carried over to the silver screen. So, without further ado (and in no particular order)...

Top 5 Acting Couples

John and Joan Cusack--David and Liz Gordon (Martian Child)

*Taken from google.com

(Granted, it's not the best picture, but it's a scene of the two of them together, so it works)

These two... are basically the reason I even watched this movie. I mean, I think I probably found out earlier that they were siblings, but after watching them argue with each other in a certain scene in Martian Child, I KNEW. And I loved it. Separately, John and Joan are reputable actors in their own rights. Put them in front of a camera together, and you can pretty much tell who's the older sibling.


Seamus and Juliana Dever--Detective Kevin Ryan and Jenny Ryan (Castle)

*Taken from Google.com

 D'awww!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!!! *happysigh* Readers of my blog, say "Hello" to my FAVORITE COUPLE on one of the best crime shows on TV! Detective Ryan was my favorite character from Day 1.... so when a girlfriend named Jenny materialized, I got a little excited... and when I found out that it was HIS WIFE--I just about swooned. There's something remarkable when a married couple gets to share their love for each other onscreen. Just the way he looks at her, you can see a dynamic between them that doesn't quite make it to actors who are only pretending to be a couple. I positively adore watching these two!


James and Oliver Phelps--Fred and George Weasley (the "Harry Potter" Series)



*taken from google.com
Pretty sure that's James on the left... But don't quote me on that! (Unless I'm right, in which case, quote as much as you like!) There's something magical when fictional twins are played by real-life twins--especially since I have only ONCE seen twins successfully portrayed by a single actor. (Freddie Highmore in The Spiderwick Chronicles, if you're wondering, but I've already mentioned that in an earlier Hit List)
These two thoroughly embraced their roles as twin brothers Fred and George in the Harry Potter movies--enhanced, no doubt, by their "lifetime of knowledge." Watching them grow their characters from two little mirror-images constantly confusing their mother to two distinct yet inextricably connected brothers in their own right was wonderful to behold.



Anna and Freddie Popplewell--Susan Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia) and Michael Darling (Peter Pan)

*taken from google.com
 Betcha didn't see this one coming, eh? It's true. According to IMDb, young Freddie landed his first and only film role quite by accident. Apparently his older sister Anna (whom we all know as Susan Pevensie) came to audition for the role of Wendy in Peter Pan, and little brother tagged along. When asked to read a scene between Wendy and Michael, there was no one else to read with her, so Freddie obliged--and did so well that he landed the role, while poor Anna eventually lost out to Rachel Hurd-Wood. The family resemblance at this point might be slim, as Anna has dark hair and all we have are Freddie's unmistakably ginger little-boy shots, but the more one compares the two--it's there, trust me!



Martin Freeman and Amanda Abbington--John and Mary Watson (Sherlock)

*taken from Google.com

I still remember watching the Series 3 premiere and thinking, "Wait... Isn't that his real-life wife?" The friend I was with remarked that the actress looked very similar, but it couldn't be.
She totally is. I totally called that one.
Once again, we have a case of "real-life-wife-plays-girlfriend-who-becomes-screen-wife." And as with the Devers on Castle, it just couldn't get any more adorable! She may have been playing his girlfriend at first, but she is most undoubtedly his wife, from the way she notes his discomfort when he is preparing to propose, to the calm, capable way she assures the newly-"resurrected" Sherlock that she'll "talk him 'round" when John--hurt at the way Sherlock disappeared and the fact that his boorish ignorance ruined a perfectly-prepared proposal--totally bashes him in the face and refuses to forgive him or accept an apology. Martin and Amanda have succeeded in making the Watsons unforgettable and inseparable in a way no other acting pair has.

Honorable Mention...

Timothy Carlton and Wanda Ventham--Mr. and Mrs. Holmes (Sherlock)

*taken from google.com
Remember this scene? To be frank, I never attached much significance to these two--for all I knew they could just be two older actors meant to portray the parents. How lovely to discover that, far from being just a humanizing plot device to the man who has confounded the world--their appearance was more of an homage to that man's origins. Yes, these are Benedict's parents. You're welcome. 

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

"Inkweaver" Excerpt: The Road To Aberon

"Where did your family move to when you left Mirrorvale?" I asked, steadying myself on his strong arm.
Belak loped easily beside me, his muscular legs accustomed to such long distances. "My father heard of a good prospect in Jimmel, not far from here," he answered. "His business partner found a—market, I guess you'd call it—with the villagers there, and so Dad moved us to help his partner set up shop."
A whisper echoed by my ear. "Righteousness and pennies is better than injustice and riches." I caught that there was something about his father's situation that he wasn't telling me. Then I wondered where the idea had come from; in all the years I'd known him, Belak had never given me cause to mistrust him. Why would I start now? A golden glow distracted me. I looked back and saw that Larryn had produced a lantern from her satchel and lit the large candle within. Greyna was digging through a satchel as she walked.
"—sweet as stolen water?" I heard over my shoulder.
I turned back to Belak. "What was stolen?" Had I heard him right?
His eyes registered alarm and then confusion. "I didn't say anything about stealing. I was only telling you about my father's business." He grabbed my hands as his face filled with concern. "Are you feeling all right, Shereya?"
In answer, my gut grumbled very loudly. I grimaced, "I think we should stop and eat; I think I am hungry." I looked back toward the girls just as Greyna walked up with the satchel in her hands.
"We have a problem," she said with horror on her pale face.
"What is it?" Belak demanded, leaning forward.
Greyna held out the brown satchel. "There's no food. We're going to starve before we reach the next town." She pointed over Belak's shoulder, and for the first time I saw a signpost. It gave the names of several towns and their distances—but they were all too great for four empty stomachs.
"Wait a minute!" Belak pointed to a sign that read ABERON 3. "I know a family who lives outside of Aberon. Their house is only a mile away. We can eat there!"
Larryn wrapped both arms around her stomach. "Anywhere is good, as long as there is food!" she groaned.
Belak accepted the lantern from Larryn and grabbed my hand. I found considerable comfort in the warmth of his skin. He strode off down the path. "Come on, girls!"

We heard the house almost in the same instant we saw its lights twinkling in the darkness. The voices from within the house nearly drowned out the voices whispering from the tapestry in my satchel—but not completely. As we drew near enough to distinguish voices in the house, I heard a soft murmur in my ear.
"Better a few sprigs and berries in peace than a four-course meal with bickering and strife."
I turned my head. Greyna walked behind me, head bent as she watched her feet to take her mind off her hunger.
"What did you say?" I used the same tone to speak to her.
Greyna picked up her head. "What?"
For the second time, I had mistaken the tapestry voice for one of my friends and thoroughly embarrassed myself. I faced forward again. "Never mind."

We followed Belak to the house. It sounded like they had a large gathering going on—and not a happy one. The shouting echoing over the valley below was full of anger and belligerence. I couldn't hear the tapestry anymore.
I shrank away as Belak approached the door. "Maybe we shouldn't—" I began, but Belak had already rapped on the door. "Nonsense!" he cried. "They're always like this; just stick with me." He wrapped an arm around my waist and charged inside without waiting for someone to open the door.

Immediately, I felt myself caught in a whirlwind of toys and voices and faces and small bodies. It was a madhouse inside! I flinched as a round ball sailed right for my head, and nearly collided with a young girl who had come charging in our direction at full speed—though her target was the young boy hiding behind us and wagging his tongue at her. At the center of the house, near a large kettle steaming over a hearty fire sat a sour-faced woman who was busily chastising four children at once.
"The answer is no! Now why did you do that? Idiot child, were you raised in a barn? Morgan, don't you dare hit your sister! What is wrong with you?"
She saw Belak and me, and stood up, rolling her eyes. "Pierson!" She bawled in my face, "Intervene and take care of YOUR children!"
"Junea, it is good to see you!" Belak hollered over the din.
She left off stirring the soup and shook the ladle at him. "What is the meaning of traipsing in here like you own the place? You think I don't have enough mouths to feed? STOP THROWING THINGS!" She didn't even pause for breath before she started roaring at her children again. "I'm warning you," she glared at the miscreant, "if you try that again I'm going to swat you like there's no tomorrow!" She eyed us carefully and picked out four bowls. "Here, if you're hungry, have some!" We hadn't even asked, and she was treating us like we had demanded it of her. She wore a sour expression as she yielded the bowls to our care.
"You can sit at the table, if you can find a seat," she groused.
The last thing I wanted was to try and put food into my tight stomach. I caught Belak's glance. "Please can we go somewhere else?"

The five children started in on yet another squabble. I couldn't figure out what it was about, but there was a good deal of swatting and hair-pulling and pandemonium. Junea was back to hollering for Pierson again. He didn't show, and that didn't surprise me. There was nothing anyone could do in the face of such a cacophony. Belak helped us get to the back of the room, where a staircase against the back wall led to a second floor. Larryn snagged a candle on the way up, so we would have light by which to eat. When we reached the top of the stairs, Greyna stopped and pointed. Ahead of us was another lit candle. A man hunched near it, slurping from his own bowl of soup. He flinched as we all slunk in to join him.
"Do I know you?" he glanced from one face to the next in confusion.
"Hello, Pierson," Belak said as he sat on the floor across from the man.
Pierson's face broke into a relieved smile. "Well, if it isn't Belak Sardisen! How are you, lad?"
Belak bobbed his head and winked at me. "Well enough," he allowed, "just introducing some friends of mine to your family downstairs."
"Ah, yes," Pierson groaned, "we were hoping for the apples to fall a little further from the tree, if you get my meaning. One or two unruly children I might manage—but six children and a wife to contend with?" He set his empty bowl on the little table with a bang. "It is too much!" Pierson transferred his gaze onto us. "Please, Belak, let us talk of more pleasant matters. Who are these lovely friends of yours?"
Belak gestured to each of us in turn. "These are my friends Shereya and Larryn, and their friend—" he hesitated as Greyna's name escapes his memory. "Gerda," he guessed.
Larryn soon set him right. "That's not her name! It's Greyna."
"And did you come all the way out here just to meet me and my family?"
Before any of us could speak, Larryn was off again. "Not really; Belak just joined us on our quest. We are traveling to Gramble to see about an Inkweaver who might be there, because she used to live in our village."
Belak glanced at me sharply, and I wished I could have relived those last two minutes, so that I could have prevented Larryn from speaking.
Pierson shook his head, "I don't believe in such things, but I confess I am tempted to ask to join you, if only to gain respite from—"
On cue, a crash from below shook the floor as matters escalated.
Pierson winced. "That," he finished. The look on his face was hopeful, adding suggestion to his words.
At that moment, Greyna yawned so loudly that the urge passed through each of us.
Belak took charge again. "Actually, Pierson, we were hoping to rest for the night. May we do so here?"
Pierson paused before answering.
"You may," he began slowly, "but not here." He stood and beckoned for us to follow him. He carried the candle to the back of the attic, where we saw a short ladder leading closer to the roof. Tucked into the corner of this second attic was a mattress, a pillow, and a blanket. Being so far from the rest of the house, I noticed that the raging voices downstairs had been reduced to a dull roar.
"I spend the night up here when the noise gets to be too much," Pierson admitted. "It's cold and distant, I know—but Junea... I mean, when she gets mad, she tends to express her insecurities and thought processes as a way of unburdening herself before sleeping."
I recalled the hardened wrinkles of Junea's face—not the complexion of one who sleeps well. "Does it help?"
Pierson shook his head grimly. "Not really, and it usually ends up making her more angry, and frustrated at me, which induces her to talk even more—but as long as I can stay out of the way, she never comes up here after me." He glanced at the single bed, and then back at the four of us. "I'm sorry I don't have better accommodations—"
"Nonsense!" Larryn cried benevolently. She tossed me her satchel. "Here, Shereya; I packed plenty for all of us."
I stared straight at her, but she deliberately avoided my gaze. No, Larryn, I thought, I watched you pack. There is no way you could have predicted that we'd need bedding for four people when this journey started with only two. I could feel at least one object, and I figured I would show her the mistake once Pierson left. He returned to the lower attic, taking his bedding with him.
I pulled out the object—a blanket—after he left.
"See?" I told Larryn. "There isn't enough—" I shook the satchel as I spoke, and when I felt the weight of a bulky, soft object still inside it, I dropped the blanket and reached in again. There was a pillow, and I felt a second blanket behind it. I kept pulling things out till we had enough to make beds for all four of us. I handed the satchel back to Larryn. My body felt numb, and I could not comprehend what I had just witnessed. I gazed at the pile of pillows and blankets and sleeping mats. All that, in one satchel? Impossible—yet they were real. I lay down and covered myself with the blankets. The warmth from them, and the softness of the pillow seemed to seep right into my body. I fell asleep almost instantly.
The minute I dozed off, I began to dream. There was a woman sitting before me, with my golden hair, Larryn's face, and she wore Greyna's dress, the blue one with the white lace trimmings. She spoke to me in a deep, rich voice I recognized from somewhere I could not place, telling me many things. I couldn't move or speak; there was nothing around us but a light that seemed to radiate from the woman. It was different from the other dreams I'd had on this journey in that the story didn't seem to have anything to do with an account of someone else; it was my story. I sat and the woman talked—and I realized where I had heard her voice before. It had been a long time ago, when Larryn and I were about eight years old...
It was the voice of the Inkweaver.
>>>>>>>

Proverbs of The Inkweaver:
 
“.....If you have given your word, you must see it through; a promise in haste is like a man who walks about with his eyes closed; danger and safety alike, he cannot see either of them. Beware lest you elevate yourself above your station; it is better for your superior to invite you to a better seat, than to take it for your own and be forced to give way to another. A quiet, simple life is better than a showy, shallow one. In all toil there is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty. Better a few sprigs and berries in peace than a four-course meal with bickering and strife. A king’s wrath is a messenger of death, but a wise person will appease it. The right word at the right time is like a custom-made piece of jewelry, And a wise friend’s timely reprimand is like a gold ring slipped on your finger. Righteousness and pennies is better than injustice and riches. Don’t hang out with angry people; don’t keep company with hotheads. Bad temper is contagious— don’t get infected. It is better to be wise than strong. As water bears the reflection of a face, so a man’s heart bears the reflection of his true nature. Sloth and destruction are brothers; where one is, the other is surely not far off. Even a fool is thought wise if he holds his tongue....”

Monday, January 6, 2014

"Fairies Under Glass" Excerpt--Waking the Giant


Everything was quiet and dark in the closet when I opened the door and grabbed a shirt and pants. Maybe they were all still sleeping. Five round objects the size of baseballs lying on the floor of the closet vaguely registered in the back of my mind as I slipped the shirt over my shoulders. I didn’t wonder about it though; I just assumed they were baseballs. It didn’t occur to me that I hadn’t put those baseballs in there!

All day, I smelled a strange, sweet, fruity smell, but it was not a fruit I could identify! Was one of the girls wearing a strange new perfume? Something drew me to suspect Danielle Coraldi. On lunch break, I went up behind her and sniffed really hard. She turned really fast, and I got a nose-full of her hair and choked.
“Excuse me?” She asked as I coughed and tried to regain my breath and my composure.
“Sorry,” I managed to rasp, and Danielle walked away.
But I still smelt the fruit!

I walked into my dorm room, and instantly the smell was so strong it almost knocked me over. It was the fairies making that smell!
I opened the window first and then went straight to the closet and yanked open the door.
“Guys—“
The scent hung in multicolored clouds in the closet, and five round, green, basketball-sized objects rolled off each other and onto my dorm room floor. They were like smooth, light green melons with flowers on the top. A fairy crawled out of each of them. I snatched Sheerya by her wings and put her up on my nightstand.
“Would you mind explaining what those things are?” I asked her.
Sheerya shrugged, “They’re misti.”
“Misty? Misty what?”
“No, misti. They are our homes.”
“Where did they come from?”
“We made them,” she replied simply.
I just couldn’t figure out her logic! “But why did you have to stink up my room? Will it always smell like this?”
Sheerya bobbed her head and shrugged nonchalantly. “For the first while, maybe. It’s so strong because they’re fresh. The smell wears off in a couple days, don’t worry.”
But I was worried. My whole wardrobe reeked of misti, but there wasn’t anything I could do about it right now.
“Good grief,” I muttered, and dragged my book-bag outside to study for a few hours before heading back to Snowden House.


That evening, I returned to Snowden House. The security guard outside opened the door for me, and I went straight to the hall guard, like Mr. Gilroy wanted me to do.
            “I’m going to clean the Schlimme Hall now,” I informed him.
            “Will you need any help, kid?” he asked.
            I shook my head. “Nah, I’ll just lock the door for privacy, and get ‘er done!”
            The burly guard shrugged. “Whatever, kid. Just let me know when you’re done. Nobody wants to go in that room at night anyway. It’s too creepy, what with that new exhibit.”
            I made no comment, but went straight away to the hall. Once inside, I locked the door behind me and opened the duffel.
            “Sheerya, you and your friends need to make sure all the windows are closed and the doors are locked.”
            Sheerya and her four fairy friends that I had freed the day before all flew around securing the area. Meanwhile, I set to work freeing the rest of the elves and fairies, with the help of Forander and the other elves. They all gathered close around me as Sheerya returned and immediately asked,
            “Are you going to wake the giant now?”
            “Well…” I stalled; I wasn’t too excited about waking a giant. “It’s going to take me a while to clean this whole room, and Mr. Gilroy wants it spotless. After that’s done I’ll wake the giant.”
            Sheerya and the rest of the little folk took off before I even finished. Within fifteen minutes, the whole hall was clean.
            Dang; now I had no excuse.
            “Oh, all right,” I said, “what do I have to do, Sheerya?”
            She flew up and surveyed the giant.
            “She’s been frozen with a specific kind of paralyzer that is only effective while the eyes are closed. Her eyelashes are bound by small wires. All you have to do is remove the wires, and she’ll wake up.”
            “All I have to do, huh?” I muttered.
            Fifty pairs of eyes fastened on me; they were all counting on me to see this through. I suddenly wished I could be anywhere else! What had I done to deserve this?
            I slipped some leather gloves on in case I needed to get a better grip, and began climbing up the wall. I suppose it would have been easier to use the stairs, but at the time I just wanted to get over and get done.
            Once I reached the top of the wall, I swung a leg up, hoping to be able to take a break for a moment, but the momentum of my leg merely sent the rest of my body swinging over the top of the wall.
            Ooof!
            I landed a perfect spread-eagle belly-flop in the open palm of her right hand. I was momentarily paralyzed by fear, but then I remembered that she was still frozen and unconscious. To reassure myself, I jumped a few times on her open palm. Nothing happened; it felt and sounded like hard plastic or leather. Confident now, I climbed up her outstretched thumb and onto the pillow, making my way toward the head. Halfway to her face, I realized what I had just done and what I was planning to do now. The whole idea sent chills down my spine!
            I decided to start with the left eye, the one furthest away, because it would be easier to get down when I finished the right eye. It suddenly occurred to me that I had forgotten to ask Sheerya if both eyes had to be unbound before the giantess would awake, or would she suddenly awake before I could get to the second eye. Now I only had one way to find out.
            I stood on the side of her nose and reached over to where I could see the ends of the wire extending past the furthest eyelash. Each eyelash was roughly the size of a piece of straw, and the wires bound them together in clumps. I untwisted the last length of wire and smoothed apart the eyelashes, ready to jump down and run if she woke up, but she didn’t. Good; that gave me the chance to climb down and begin the right eye.
            Almost as soon as I untwisted the last wire, I had to cling to those lashes for dear life as she suddenly rolled over!
            “Mmmmhmmmm….” she sighed, rubbing her eyes. Slowly, gradually, her massive hands pushed me down her cheek and into her open, yawning mouth!
            Her lips snapped shut over my waist. I felt a jerk, and her tongue pushed my face as she spit me out into her lap. She began spitting, trying to get the taste of me off her tongue.
            “Oh yuck!” she cried, “What in Phantasm—“ She stopped; I surmised she must have seen me. She picked me up by the back of my shirt. “I had that thing in my mouth?” she looked at me in obvious disgust. That disgust quickly turned to curiosity as she studied me. “It…it’s almost…real,” she breathed.
            “I am real!” I shouted.
            “UGH!” she yelled, shaking her hand and flinging me much as you or I would fling an insect off our hands. Now that I know what it feels like to be the bug, I resolved then to be more gentle with them! I skidded across the floor on my back.
            She sat up quickly and bumped her head on the ceiling. “Oww,” she howled, rubbing the back of her skull. She reached over and picked me up by my waist, laying me flat across her palm.
            “Wh—what are you?” she asked, “Are you a fairy?” She flipped me over, perhaps looking for my wings.
            “No, I—oof!” I said as she flipped me onto my back again, “I’m a human.”
            “What?” she cried, “No way!” Her hand closed over my waist as she lifted me closer to her face. She grabbed my wrist between two fingers and looked closely at my hand. She prodded my body, and rubbed my face with her finger.
            “I didn’t think humans existed!” she remarked, “So this is what you look like, eh? A little, itty-bitty giant!” She set me up on the scaffold-bridge and looked around the Hall. “So tell me, human, what is this place? Is it your home?”
            “No,” I said, “actually…you’re at a museum.”
            “A museum?” she cried, sitting up again and smacking her head a second time on the ceiling. “What am I doing at a museum? And why is my bed so small? I’m very uncomfortable!”
            I looked at her legs. They did indeed seem quite a bit longer than just five feet beyond the fifty-foot mattress. “How tall are you?” I asked.
            She straightened proudly, though carefully avoiding hitting her head again. “I’m sixty feet tall!” she announced, and then amended herself, “Well, actually fifty-nine and a half, but we’re talking a very small amount here. Speaking of which, why am I in this little tiny room? Why does it have little windows wa-a-ay down the—“ She poked one with her finger and it instantly shattered. “Whoops,” she said, “my bad!”
            Sheerya and the little folk began cleaning up the mess as she asked me, “So, human, do you have a name?”
            “Yeah, I’m Casey.”
            She cocked her head, “Casey…and that’s all?”
            “Well, my full name is Casey Rankin.”
            “Oh, Cassirankin?”
            “No, just Casey is my first name. Rankin is my surname.”
            “Oh…Casey… short name.”
            “What’s your name?”
            “Lindalgolofindelsprigoniba.”
No wonder she thought my name was short! “Do you mind if I just call you Linda?”
She looked at me strangely and shrugged, “Sure, if you think that’s easier for you.”
I checked my watch. It had been over an hour. Any longer and the guards might get suspicious. “Well, Linda, you’re going to have to lay down again and I’ll put the wires back on.”
Linda frowned, “Aww, do I have to?” she huffed. “Well, all right.” She complied, and even helped me down off the scaffold onto her forehead, where I laid as I replaced the wires. I had gotten about halfway across the first eye, when they suddenly sprang from my grasp as Linda opened her eyes again.
“Hey, Casey—“
“Argh! Linda! Now I have to start all over again!”
“Oh, sorry!” She closed her eyes again. I finished tying the eyelashes, and her skin became stiff and hard again.
“All right everyone!” I said, climbing back over the wall again, “Time to go!” I held out the duffel, and the various elves and fairies climbed and flew back in. I zipped the duffel, turned out the lights, and left the Hall.
“I’m all done, sir!”  I told the hall guard. I waited a beat before leaving, “Oh, by the way, one of the windows in the giant… exhibit is busted. It might need to be replaced before tomorrow.”
The guard frowned, “Careless gawkers!” he muttered, “Sure thing, I’ll get right on it. Thanks kid! Go ahead and get some rest,” he continued as I walked out the door, “you look like someone’s chewed you up and spit you out!”
I shook my head and laughed. That guard was closer to the truth than he could ever know.
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Friday, January 3, 2014

"Fairies Under Glass" Excerpt--Tiny, Curious Troublemakers

 Sheerya greeted me when I entered the dorm after classes that day.
            “What happened today?” she inquired.
            “Schlimme threw away a bunch of displays to make room for a giantess,” I told her.
            As I expected, her reaction was one of shock and horror. “Threw… away…”
            I couldn’t resist a smile as I opened my duffel and showed her my “contraband.”
            “You mean you—all of them?” she squealed in delight. She began flying dizzy circles around my head. “Oh you dear boy!” she crowed, “Oh you dear, heroic young man!”
            She displayed a fairy’s considerable strength as she began dragging each of her kith and kin from the duffel all by herself. She called some of them by name.
            “Perestra! Oh! Sactele! Prissom! And Forander! We have not spoken in ages! I wonder how he was doing?”
            She coyly approached me; I knew what was coming.
            “You know, Casey, wouldn’t it be fun to—“
            “Sheerya, no.
            She stuck out her tiny lip in a pout. “But—but you rescued them, didn’t you?”
            I ran a hand through my hair, somewhat irritated at her pitiful, reproachful tone.
            “Sheerya,” I tried to explain, “that was only to keep them from being thrown away. This is the last night I have free to study before I start working at nights.”
            Her face lit up, “The Master of the House is going to let you work at night? Alone?”
            “Yes, but, Sheerya, I need this time because I have a big test coming up soon, and if I don’t pass this test, I get a low grade, and if I get a low grade, I lose my job at Snowden House and do you know what that means? No more Sheerya, no more waking up, no more Phantasm. I’d have to go back home, and I can’t take you and all these with me. Not tonight, Sheerya.”
            She cast one more forlorn glance in the direction of the duffel, and reluctantly flew to the top of my desk-lamp.
            I sighed and pulled out my Physical Science textbook.
            Sheerya sighed, too.
            When I didn’t respond, she sighed again, long and loud.
            And again!
            “Do you mind?” I finally snapped. She was really starting to get on my nerves!
            Sheerya yelped, but then she got indignant. “Well, I’m really bored, and all I want is someone to talk to, and you’re no fun, and I just keep thinking about all those poor little folk, so close to freedom, but forced to wait till it’s convenient for you!
            “Sheerya! I don’t think I’ll be able to study with a bunch of little folk flying and crawling about the room! What I can do is bring them with me when I to go to work tomorrow, and free them at the museum, but I can’t do it tonight.”
            She sat silent for a long while, but as soon as I turned the page, she let out another theatrical sigh.
            I groaned; what a little manipulator!
            “What?” I growled, looking at her very sternly.
            She huffed moodily. “Well, okay, I understand you can’t do all of them, but can’t I just have a few friends to talk with? I promise we’ll be quiet!”

            Two hours later, we freed the last of six fairies and four elves. During this time also, Sheerya pointed out that a few of my “survivors” were already dead.
            “You can tell a dead fairy by the wings,” she said sadly. “A fairy dies within hours of losing her wings. These elves,” she pointed mournfully to a few more of the little chaps, “are coated in wax, see? They’re dead too.”
            Once those few were free, I said, “Okay, Sheerya, that’s enough for tonight.”
            She flew up and calculatedly planted a fairy’s kiss on my cheek. “Thanks so much, Casey,” she gushed.
            I stood, “Now, none of you bother me while I’m studying, is that clear?”
            Forander, an elf whose cheekiness rivaled Sheerya’s, saluted smartly, “Right-o, human!”
            I shook my head and returned to my books.
           
            When another two hours passed, and I had only made it halfway through the chapter, I knew something had to be done. It wasn’t that they were loud—actually, they chattered very quietly—but it was absolutely incessant! I just couldn’t focus!
            “Could you guys be a little quieter?” I asked them.
            “Oh! Okay, sorry!”
            I sighed and resumed my studies.
            A loud thump jarred my concentration. I turned around, “What’s going on?”
            Forander and another elf, Kyrn, tried to return my gaze innocently as the fairies lifted the dictionary off the floor and returned it to the bookshelf from whence it came. “Nothing! Sorry!”
            “Be quiet, you guys!”
            “Sure thing!”
            Five minutes later, they were giggling again. I stood up; it was the end of the line now!
            “All right!” I said, “Everyone into the closet, right now!”
            “Aww,” Sheerya whined, “but Casey—“
            “No buts! In!”
            One of the elves crossed his arms and shook his head. “There’s ten of us, and only one of you! Who says we have to do what you say?”
            I picked the little guy up by his collar. “You owe me your life. If it weren’t for me, you’d be dead by now. I suggest you do as I say.”
            That got through to him. “Yes sir, thank you sir,” he said nervously.
            All ten of them filed into the closet, and I closed and locked the door. The good thing about their being six inches tall was that made them just barely too big to fit either under the door or through the lock. Plus, the door muffled their voices, so I could study in peace.
            When at last I finished that chapter, I closed the book and paused to enjoy the silence. Then it occurred to me:
            It was too quiet. What were those little people up to?
            “Guys?” I inquired.
            No one answered, at least not verbally. I heard a few giggles, but that was it.
            “Guys?” I repeated.
            I heard some thuds, a few scratches at the door; were they doing something with my clothes?
            “Are you guys okay in there?” I asked, finally getting out of my chair and walking over to the closet.
            “We’re fine!” Sheerya sang out, and they all burst into a flurry of high-pitched giggles.
            Somehow I doubted her words. More scratching and thumping, and a whole lot of whispering; I stepped closer to the closet.
            “Are you sure?” I asked, kneeling by the closet.
            Sheerya’s voice came from very close to the door, near the vicinity of the knob, “Yeah, we’re sure; don’t look, Casey!”
            I put my eye to the keyhole, “Don’t look at wha—“ Instantly, a blinding light flashed less than an inch from my eyeball. “Augh!”
             The closet rang with the laughter of little folk as I rolled on the floor in absolute agony, trying to restore sight to my left eye. It took five minutes, and even then I saw spots before my eyes as I blinked and rubbed and muttered under my breath.
            The giggling subsided, and Sheerya asked, “Can we come out now?”
            “No,” I told her bluntly, finding myself very angry with them all, “not until you learn to behave.”
            “What? Please, Casey!”
            “Nope!” I was firm. I got into bed, dug out a pair of earplugs I’d brought along in case of a noisy roommate, put them in, and fell asleep in silence. Before dropping off, I added a third note to my list:
            Fairies and elves were a load of curious troublemakers!
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Thursday, January 2, 2014

HitList 2013: Top Ten Best And Worst Books Of The Year

All right, here's the first post of the new year, and it's a retrospective look on the books I read this year!

As some of you know (at least those who have seen my Facebook posts over the last year), I have had a lot of "book binges"--which I was not shy about publicizing the stacks of books I would accrue on a weekly basis. (I blame the fact that I started volunteering at a ministry just blocks away from the COOLEST LIBRARY IN WASHINGTON and I just couldn't help myself!)

In the spirit of literary abandon, I intended to post about the best and worst books I read each month... Unfortunately, I was remiss in keeping track of that at the beginning of the year (and I'm pretty sure there were a couple months after I got a job in the local school district where I was so busy that I missed going to the library completely!), so I will have to settle for two Top Ten lists: the Best and Worst Books of 2013.

(note: all summaries contained in quotes and preceded by an asterisk are taken from goodreads.com; SVL = "Sex-Violence-Language")

Top 10 Best Books of 2013 (1 = absolutely enjoyed it; 10 = really liked it)

1. Storybound/ Story's End--Marissa Burt
These two stories are a recent discovery--and I positively adored them! Avid reader Una Fairchild discovers a book with her name in it--purporting to tell her story! Opening the cover literally transports Una into the fantastic world of Story, where the inhabitants are characters, and they study and train for various roles like Hero and Villain, Lady, or Sidekick. Every type of character you've ever known exists here. Una has been "Written In"--but those with the power to do that have not been seen or heard from for at least a few generations... and rumor has it that they turned evil before they disappeared.
My review: I loved every minute I spent reading these books. Una's no Mary-Sue--and neither is the "Princess-in-Training" she meets in Story! Peter is trying his hardest to pass his "Hero exam"--and the entrance of this strange girl named Una not only causes him to fail, but she continually complicates his life more than he would like! These books carry a clear message of friendship and courage, of honesty, and the value of character over power.

2. Hollow Earth/ Bone Quill--John and Carole Barrowman
Annnd... cue the shocked squeals from the Whovian community. Yes, you read that right, everyone's favorite bad-boy time-traveler teamed up with his big sister and wrote a book or two! Twins Matt and Emily Calder are Animare, who possess the special power to animate drawings at will. It's an ancient power, and there are those who would like to use their abilities to open the realm of Hollow Earth and unleash the hellish beasts that had originally been illustrated in the Book of Beasts. Will they learn to control their powers to withstand the powerful enemies coming against them--or will these enemies succeed in unleashing the darkness that lies just beyond the surface of comprehension?

My review: These books are fantastic and enthralling, with spectacular characters and vivid descriptions. There is magic, yes, but it always comes with a price, and it never quite gives a person all the power they want from it. Spoiler Alert: The second book, Bone Quill, ends on a particularly painful cliffhanger, and I'm positively STEWING as I wait for the next one!

3. The Cuckoo's Calling--Robert Galbraith (aka J. K. Rowling)
(*) "A brilliant debut mystery in a classic vein: Detective Cormoran Strike investigates a supermodel's suicide. After losing his leg to a land mine in Afghanistan, Cormoran Strike is barely scraping by as a private investigator. Strike is down to one client, and creditors are calling. He has also just broken up with his longtime girlfriend and is living in his office.
Then John Bristow walks through his door with an amazing story: His sister, thelegendary supermodel Lula Landry, known to her friends as the Cuckoo, famously fell to her death a few months earlier. The police ruled it a suicide, but John refuses to believe that. The case plunges Strike into the world of multimillionaire beauties, rock-star boyfriends, and desperate designers, and it introduces him to every variety of pleasure, enticement, seduction, and delusion known to man. You may think you know detectives, but you've never met one quite like Strike."

My review: Casual Vacancy (Another of Rowling's adult novels) made me apprehensive about this one--would the fact that she was using a male pseudonym mean that she could be even more gratuitous with the SVL graphic-ness? Luckily, this was not the case. Instead, Rowling was free to craft characters as colorful and real as the ones we loved to read about in the Harry Potter series. Detective Strike, his "temp secretary" Robin, the client John Bristow, the series of suspects that crop up as clues are uncovered... This is definitely a must- read for 2014!


4. Divergent--Veronica Roth
(*)"In Beatrice Prior's dystopian Chicago world, society is divided into five factions, each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue--Candor (the honest), Abnegation (the selfless), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent). On an appointed day of every year, all sixteen-year-olds must select the faction to which they will devote the rest of their lives. .... Together they must undergo extreme physical tests of endurance and intense psychological simulations, some with devastating consequences. ... Tris also has a secret, one she's kept hidden from everyone because she's been warned it can mean death. And as she discovers unrest and growing conflict that threaten to unravel her seemingly perfect society, Tris also learns that her secret might help her save the ones she loves . . . or it might destroy her."

My review: Okay, so I felt I couldn't do the book justice in writing my own summary... but the one listed on Goodreads does sound a bit schmultzy, I'll admit. I enjoyed Hunger Games, and I loved Divergent. There's none of the smarmy love-triangle business, the whole virtual-reality aspect creates an intriguing psychological twist--and I am very excited for the upcoming movie adaptation! There is more mystery and friendship and less angst in the Divergent series than in Hunger Games. Divergent is about people having to band together and work together--those who are in it for themselves only invite ruin, and isolation will make you vulnerable. At first glance the two might look very similar, but Divergent paves its own path and creates a unique solution to the problem of corruption in the government that doesn't involve full-on anarchy and mutiny.

5. Beautiful Creatures--Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl
(*) "Lena Duchannes is unlike anyone the small Southern town of Gatlin has ever seen, and she's struggling to conceal her power and a curse that has haunted her family for generations. But even within the overgrown gardens, murky swamps and crumbling graveyards of the forgotten South, a secret cannot stay hidden forever. Ethan Wate, who has been counting the months until he can escape from Gatlin, is haunted by dreams of a beautiful girl he has never met. When Lena moves into the town's oldest and most infamous plantation, Ethan is inexplicably drawn to her and determined to uncover the connection between them.
In a town with no surprises, one secret could change everything."

My review: This book was truly a beautiful read. True, it has some level of magic and supernatural curses and "family spirits" and whatnot--but they are merely devices in a story that enchanted me from the first chapter to the last. I really love the style and the flow of this novel, and it was definitely among the best and most enjoyable reads of 2013.

6. Airman--Eoin Colfer
(*) "In the 1890s Conor and his family live on the sovereign Saltee Islands, off the Irish coast. Conor spends his days studying the science of flight with his tutor and exploring the castle with the king’s daughter, Princess Isabella. But the boy’s idyllic life changes forever the day he discovers a deadly conspiracy against the king. When Conor tries to intervene, he is branded a traitor and thrown into jail on the prison island of Little Saltee. There, he has to fight for his life, as he and the other prisoners are forced to mine for diamonds in inhumane conditions. There is only one way to escape Little Saltee, and that is to fly. So Conor passes the solitary months by scratching drawings of flying machines on the prison walls. The months turn into years; but eventually the day comes when Conor must find the courage to trust his revolutionary designs and take to the air."

My review: This was one of the first Eoin Colfer standalone novels I read after devouring the Artemis Fowl series. Colfer immediately plants the reader in a world where flight was regarded as an impossible dream--science fiction of the late 19th century. Yet in this time, one young man manages to use materials and methods from the era, and his own "futuristic" ingenuity to fashion himself a pair of wings and become the first "airman" Ireland had ever seen. Couple that with a truly gripping conspiracy, a love and a hope deferred--Airman is one of those books I would recommend to anyone. (Also recommended by Colfer is W.A.R.P.: The Reluctant Assassin, the start of a new series set about the same time, in which a character from Airman makes a surprise appearance!)

7. King of Diamonds--Simon Tolkien
No, it's not a coincidence of two unrelated authors. Simon is the barrister grandson of the inimitable J.R.R.--and his writing is every bit as stellar! This is the sequel to his book The Inheritance, which I had read the year before, an intriguing mystery introducing with the astute Detective Inspector Trave. In King of Diamonds, Trave is back, and so is the intrigue. A young man convicted of killing his ex-girlfriend's lover escapes from prison on the same night that the girlfriend is then found murdered. As the evidence mounts, Trave must figure out what is truth, and what is circumstantial--lest an innocent man go to jail.

My review: This book is wonderful. I still remember seeing "Tolkien" on the spine of The Inheritance and thinking, "I didn't know J.R.R. wrote mysteries, too!" How delightful to discover a mystery author in the same family as the man who gave us Middle Earth and Elvish. Simon shows the same care in crafting the story and its characters as his grandfather, and these mysteries will keep you guessing till the reveal that sparks the race to the finish!

8. Full Disclosure--Dee Henderson
One of my favorite Christian authors ever. Full Disclosure tells the story of a FBI "murder cop" who is teamed up with a secretive Midwest Homicide Investigator to uncover the truth behind the murder of seemingly random victims, and a faceless serial killer who has never been caught.

My review: One of the main reasons I enjoyed this book so much is that it basically references everyone's favorite characters from all the preceding books--because apparently one of the detectives is the writer who wrote those stories? Dee makes a compelling, intriguing mystery and pokes fun at herself and her own characters all at the same time. Full Disclosure is a great novel--but it really should be regarded as the intersection of her O'Malley series and the Uncommon Heroes series. If you read those first, you'll get all the references. If not, it's still a great mystery; you'll just get even more insight into the characters when you then go on and read the two series! 

9. The Great Train Robbery--Michael Crichton
Imagine if Danny Ocean traveled back to the Victorian era and the Bellagio was the newest invention of the Industrial Age: the steam locomotive. And the "vault" was an "impregnable" safe requiring four keys (kept in four different locations) to open it, and under close watch. How could one man mastermind such a heist?
Enter Edward Pierce, the smoothest operator in London. Known in both high society and in the gutters, he meticulously devises a plan to prove himself the most formidable person in England with a rousing adventure that kept me turning the page till the very end!

My review: Single-handedly the best Crichton novel I have read (and there have been several; Timeline was a close second!) One wouldn't think a heist of this nature was even possible in the Victorian era--but Pierce is a mastermind with a veritable chess set of people with specified skills that will carry his plan all the way to its goal. Interspersed with flashes forward to the trial of Edward Pierce, this book stands the test of time and remains among Crichton's best.

10. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close--Jonathan Safran Froer
(*) "Nine-year-old Oskar Schell is an inventor, amateur entomologist, Francophile, letter writer, pacifist, natural historian, percussionist, romantic, Great Explorer, jeweller, detective, vegan, and collector of butterflies. When his father is killed in the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Centre, Oskar sets out to solve the mystery of a key he discovers in his father's closet. It is a search which leads him into the lives of strangers, through the five boroughs of New York, into history, to the bombings of Dresden and Hiroshima, and on an inward journey which brings him ever closer to some kind of peace."

My review: I got this book after hearing a friend rave about it. Like Marcus Zusak's The Book Thief, I was a bit caught off-guard by it's unconventional style, but once I entered the rhythm of the rambling narrative of a semi-autistic young boy whose strongest anchor has just been ripped from his life, I was immediately enthralled by the depth and strength of the communication from the psyche of a nine-year-old boy to mine. This was indeed a powerful book, full of heartache, heartbreak, mystery, adventure, friendship, and hope. This book definitely earns a spot in my Top Ten Best Books of 2013.

Now that that's up, here are books you might consider avoiding:

Top 10 Worst Books of 2013 (1 = totally the worst; 10 = mediocre at best)

1. American Gods--Neil Gaiman
All-around disappointment. I found this one in the Young Adult section and--recalling how much I enjoyed films like MirrorMask and Stardust, I thought, "How bad could it be?"

Answer: very bad. Very bad, very dirty, and very pointless. The plot has no point, the characters are just angry and uncooperative all the time, there are far too many characters to gain any sense of distinction or to even keep track of and FOR THE LOVE OF INNOCENCE WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOUNG ADULT THAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THIS LEVEL OF GRAPHICNESS IS STILL OKAY????
Seriously, it took me a couple fantasy-adventure novels to get the images out of my head--and I'm an adult! You're telling me it's okay for kids and teens to read this crap?
No; just... no.

2. Casual Vacancy--J.K. Rowling
It is with a heavy heart that I place this novel near the top of my "worst" list. I dearly love Rowling's style and her work--but Casual Vacancy, though well thought out as a novel, was too heavy in the "graphics department" for me to be able to recommend it at all. I finished it compulsively (I just wanted to find out how it all turned out... and the end was a bit lackluster, too) and moved on from it. (The spectacularity that is Cuckoo's Calling covered over a multitude of Casual Vacancy, though; so she's still among my favorite authors) At least she billed this one as an adult novel without any of that "young" hogwash like *another* author I read...

3. Let's All Kill Constance--Ray Bradbury
Farenheit 451 was one of the iconic books of my reader-life. So naturally, I assumed it was the quality of the writer that made the story so amazing. This was the second Bradbury book I've ever read--and it scarred me so much, I believe it will be the last. Take a crazy, superstitious ditz, give her a book which lists the names of people who then begin dropping like flies, throw her in the path of a perpetually-drunk, chain-smoking, foul-mouthed detective... Forget Constance. Let's all kill Bradbury's publisher.

4. The Selection--Kiera Cass
This marks the last time I'll ever believe Facebook "suggestion" ads! "If you liked Hunger Games, you'll love The Selection novels!" They crowed at me.

Yeah. Right.

If Katniss were a scrawny, do-nothing ninny who argued with her family all the time and got "drafted" into the Capitol because the prince needed to pick a bride, leaving her best boyfriend behind--and then, after getting all cleaned up and dressed nice by devoted, gossipy maids, she ends up striking the prince's fancy and forgets said boyfriend. (who needs a boyfriend from one's own social class when one can have a prince?) Of course said boyfriend then shows up at the castle, convinced that she still loves him, so what does Faux-niss do? Why, an affair, of course. Throw in thirty other vindictive teenage Kardashians to be eliminated as possible "Elite", and you have a book that is all fluff and angst and definitely NOT HUNGER GAMES.

5. The Falcon's Malteser--Anthony Horowitz
I never thought this would happen, but it did. Anthony Horowitz managed to squander his incredible talent on a couple of dirt-poor, idiotic London boys who eat nothing but beans on toast (Because they have a lot of those and can't afford anything else) and solve cases by sheer accident. Frankly, this felt like the "dregs" of Horowitz's imagination, what's left after he's finished coming up with the latest Alex Rider novel. My friends, I give you the "junk fringe" of the Alex Rider novels, everything that should have stayed on the cutting room floor... Read those, not this.

6. The Host--Stephenie Meyer
I suppose I was just asking to read a bad book when I decided to see if Stephenie Meyer's incredible lack of taste in writing extended into the extraterrestrial realm as it did in the supernatural.
It does. We have a love triangle--only this time, it's the girl who's the alien--er, possessed by the alien. We have two girls in one body, and each girl loves another guy, so they're fighting over control of the body so they can get the guy they want, but one or the other has to die for the body to live... and so it goes.

7. The Last Dragon Chronicles--Chris D'Lacey
As an avid fantasy-lover working in elementary schools, I confess I would always be intrigued by seeing these same books about dragons in every school I worked in. I decided to go to the library and check it out myself. After the first book, I was raving; after the second, I was willing; by the third book, I was wondering when we left the whole excitement of the existence of dragons behind and got into the mumbo-jumbo superstition... Book four prompted its placement on the Worst list instead of the Best list. The books seem stuck on a downward spiral, and I don't think it's worth it to see if it ever recovers.

8. Plugged--Eoin Colfer 
Trust me, I don't like it when one of my favorite authors writes a book that ends up on my "Worst Book That I Will Never Re-read" list, either! Colfer is a grand author with a great style--but for some reason, Plugged ends up as disjointed, foul, hokey, and too-graphic-to-be-interesting as Neil Gaiman's American Gods. It bills that there is a ghost as one of the characters, but then it turns out that the "person" whose ghost it's supposed to be isn't actually dead after all, so perhaps the ethereal voice was an alcohol/drug-induced hallucination of the man's own tortured psyche... This book was a definite "no-go" for Eoin Colfer fans.

9. Disclosure--Michael Crichton
I believe this makes strike four in the "overly graphic SVL rating" arena. Once again, I go to pick up a book by an author that I am acquainted with and enjoy so much of... only to be revolted and repelled by the subject material and the relish and clarity with which it is delineated. This isn't your ordinary techno-sabotage tale of intrigue... The "red herring" surface conflict is too much to be borne. It's #9 because of how much I like the author, but this definitely belongs on the "Worst" list.

10. The Swan Thieves--Elizabeth Kostova
I'm going to get flak for this... probably (depending on whether my Kostova-reading friends read this blog post or not).
As heartily as this book was recommended to me, I really didn't enjoy it very much. It labored on in the "mostly-intriguing" state, but the tale was not compelling enough, and neither were the characters. I might read the prequel to this one, called The Historian, but I didn't enjoy this book enough for it to make it on the "Best" list. (Though its position at #10 tells you this one was the best of the worst--there wasn't a lot of really bad in this--but there wasn't a whole lot of good, either. It was poetic, and lyrical--a bit like the old, classic painting the story revolves around... but old, classic paintings do only contain so much interest. 

What do you think? Do you agree? Disagree? What books would you recommend for me in 2014?