“Ah,
Jelly!” he moaned, his voice barely piercing the voluminous darkness of the
house. “Oh, my darling Jelly!” He gazed into her deep blue eyes, the ones that,
though only paint, never ceased to pierce him to the soul. Would that he were
Pygmalion, and could give the inanimate life again!
Cram
made his way to the cavernous dining hall. What was the point of having such a
massive house, when one lived alone? Cram shook his head; he had not planned on
living alone, and this house was his because it was part of the Fornberg
estate. Perhaps the prominent British family hoped to establish themselves in
America, but as matters stood, every last one of them died out before such a
thing could ever happen. Cramwell was the last living Fornberg, and now, with
the untimely demise of his lovely wife, he had no hope of continuing the
legacy. All that was left was Cram, the multi-million-dollar estate, and the
large house with so many locked, unused rooms.
Cram
sat down to a bowl of soup, with a bust of Jelilah set before him on the table.
Verily, Jelilah seemed to be the only person of consequence in the house, for
after his return Cram spent his time and money amassing memorials to her
appearance: paintings, busts, statues, cameos, bas-reliefs, friezes, any art
form he could think of in which to represent Jelilah’s likeness, Cramwell set
out to have it made, and displayed them throughout the house. He did not feel
so lonely that way—yet their presence made him all the more lonely, for what
was stone compared to flesh-and-blood?
Cramwell
finished his soup, kissed the bust on the forehead, washed his bowl, and
retired to the library, where a large armchair stood in front of the ornate
fireplace, where he always built a fire just before five o’clock, so that it
would be warm and cozy by six. He laid a vinyl record of the favorite tunes he
and Jelilah used to dance to on the turn table, adjusted the needle, and
settled into the armchair to read by lamplight one of the stack of cryptology
and cipher books he had acquired from the local library.
There
could be little doubt that Cramwell possessed probably every book from the
library on the subject of codes, ciphers, and the like, yet he was never
harried for late fees, and the most the library staff could do about it was
call and inform him if anyone else wanted a book he had. This was because no
one wanted to make the long trek up the hill to Cramwell’s house.
How
Cramwell loved those codebooks! Something about the endless array of symbols
and substitutions, the air of mystery they lent themselves to—all this appealed
to Cramwell. Alone in his massive house, Cramwell sat with the code books on
one side and a pile of notebooks on the other—and encrypted everything he could
think of. He wrote in the famous Pigpen Cipher, Doyle’s Dancing Men tumbled
across the pages of his notebook, he penned his thoughts in perfect Typewriter
Cipher, and even the daunting Vignere Cipher was no match for Cramwell’s
constant practice. No matter what the code, the key word in Cramwell’s mind was
always JELILAH, and it was simple after that to encrypt and decrypt dozens of
lines of text. Sometimes, just to amuse himself, Cramwell would pile cipher
upon cipher, enjoying the thorough confusion of a perfectly innocuous message
this brought about.
When
the record ended, Cramwell put away his books and his notebooks, gave one last
caress to the statue of Jelilah standing ever vigilant next to the lamp, kissed
the frame of the painting in the front room, and retired to bed.
Poor
Cramwell, with nothing but his statues, paintings, and codes to keep him
company! Poor Cramwell Fornberg, so forlorn in that great house! Yet he felt
sure that nothing in the world would ever change. The world felt safer, even
without Jelilah, as long as he had his predictable, simple, routine to look
forward to each day. “Life will go on as it always has,” he constantly reminded
himself, “and then I will see Jelilah again.”
The
rain drizzled over Precinct, Connecticut. Karthey curled cozily under the
covers of her small bed and watched it trickle down her bedroom window. She
listened to the sound of the news her father listened to every night, which her
mother called “the Mavis Lullaby.” She closed her eyes and drifted off to
blissful slumber.
<<<>>>
Cramwell Fornberg awoke at the stroke of eight, put on his
deep-blue dressing gown, and slowly made his way to the front door to collect
his paper. He had directed the construction of a chute that led from the
mailbox at the gate below right to his doorstep. That way, the paperboy (or
person; he never knew who delivered the mail, for all he knew it could be a
woman) and Cramwell never had to meet, and Cramwell could acquire his mail in
close proximity to his home. Both were invisible to each other.
Cramwell
liked being invisible. He liked it that others could be invisible to him, too.
Everywhere he went, no one talked to him (except the cashiers, to tell him how
much he owed, even though buying the same things every day meant he knew
exactly how much he was spending), no one approached him, and no one so much as
looked in his direction. Cramwell was invisible, and he liked it.
Cramwell
picked up his paper and commenced his cozy routine. He brought the day’s paper
to the kitchen, where he read the articles aloud to Jelilah’s marble visage
over a breakfast of eggs, sausage, and buttered toast. Then he made his way to
the sun-room at the back of the house, where he joined a stone statue of a
seated Jelilah and read another chapter of her favorite novel. At nine-thirty,
he got dressed, grabbed his hat, his cane, and his grocery basket, and made his
way down the hill into Precinct.
Cramwell
took care to pull his hat low over his eyes, and keep his head bent toward the
ground, knowing that the mere sight of the basket and cane was enough to let
people know that Cramwell Fornberg was making his daily public appearance.
Cramwell
entered the café, ordered his coffee, and sat in the booth near the window. He
almost relaxed in his seat, but something clicked in his mind. He got the same
sort of sensation as he did around six o’clock, decoding time; now, of all
places, he sensed a code nearby; but where? Cramwell did not move his head as
he scanned the vicinity. Tucked inconspicuously in the rack of white paper
napkins was a particular napkin with writing on it, a series of forward and
backward 3’s and curves.
Cramwell
found himself intrigued, and he did not understand it; he was never intrigued
over coffee. Absently, he filled in straight lines among the curves to form
letters. A down-stroke at the beginning, a horizontal line connecting the sides
of the fourth symbol, another down-stroke for the next symbol: BEWAPE? BEWADE?
It made no sense…
BEWARE?
Cramwell
jumped and spilled coffee in the saucer as a chill raced down his spine. He saw
traces of more ink inside the napkin. He glanced toward the front of his booth
to make sure no one was there as he opened it.
SMOEIL OENWL DSPERT
IAPAA EGTOIH IHTNGT.
804.065
The
letters spun in Cramwell’s vision. What sort of cipher was it? It couldn’t be a
direct cipher, as the letters were evenly divided in groups of six (with the
exception of the second and fourth words, both of which had only five), and
what did the numbers mean at the end? Cramwell had the feeling that the thing
he was supposed to BEWARE was contained in the message, but who could have left
such a thing, and why? Was his routine, the one thing that he thought would
protect him if he dutifully maintained it, in danger of becoming the source of
his imminent demise? Or did someone else use this booth besides Cramwell? Was
the message intended for them?
Cramwell
tucked the napkin in his pocket and stood. He suddenly felt the urge to go to
the library. It was nearly time, anyhow. He caught sight of a red silk tie out
of the corner of his eye and shuddered as he left. Red was his least favorite
color.
Clarissa
cleaned the table after Cramwell Fornberg left. She brought the cup back to the
kitchen.
“Something’s
not right,” she told her colleague, Darla.
“What
do you mean?” Darla asked.
“There’s
coffee in his saucer, and he left a swallow in his cup,” Clarissa showed these
things to the other woman.
Darla
looked solemnly at Clarissa, “Something is bothering Cramwell Fornberg. I
wonder what it could be?”
As
Cramwell walked down the block to the library, the napkin seemed to burn a hole
in his pocket. He rearranged the letters in his head, forwards, backwards, he
tried sorting them in alphabetical order and listing all the words he could
think of using only those letters: ASPIRE, NIGHT, WISE, TOGETHER, HANDSOME,
DESPAIR, DESPERATE, ALONE, NIGHTINGALE, WOE, SMILE, WHISPER, SMELL, WEIGHT, DEATH,
GHOST—Cramwell tried to think of something else. What did the numbers mean?
At
last he reached the sanctuary of the library. Surely the books would keep him
safe from the haunting words printed on the napkin in his jacket! Cramwell
traveled to the Nonfiction section and scanned the shelves for new cryptology
and codebooks. A series of numbers on the dirty white sticker adorning every
spine caught his eye: 640.829, 640.831, 640.835. Numbers! Just like the napkin!
Cramwell hurriedly dug it out and reviewed the numbers on the napkin: 804.065.
He dove for the nearest computer console and searched that number in the
library catalog. The book to which the number belonged was in the Children’s
section, and its title was Hide and Seek With Dick and Jane. What was so special about this book? Would it
contain clues to help him solve the message?
Cramwell
found the book and, somewhat self-consciously, began reading.
“Look!
Look! See Dick. See Jane. Jane Will Hide. Dick Will Wait. Look At The Clock!
Time To Find Jane! Where Is Jane? Look! A Note For Dick! What Does The Note Say?
Jane Is Gone. Where Is Jane? Dick Cannot See Jane. Where Is Jane?”
Cramwell
felt an eerie sensation in his mind as he read words meant expressly for him. He
was Dick; what was all this spooky nonsense
about “finding Jane”? Moreover, the last few pages of the book were missing!
The ones in which Dick finds Jane!
Cramwell distinctly saw the tear
marks near the spine of the book where the pages had once been. Who could have
done it but the same person who left the note—the “Note For Dick.” What did the note say? How would he figure it out now?
Cramwell had no choice but to check out Hide and Seek With Dick and
Jane, however uncharacteristic it appeared.
He
moved to the diner to pick up his lunch. The owner, Mrs. Preston, was one of
the few who insisted on speaking to Cramwell as if he would speak back.
“Well,
Mr. Fornberg!” She cried as he walked in, popping his usual sandwich, apple,
chips, and cookie in a bag for him. “Looks like we’re going to have a nice day,
aren’t we now?”
Cramwell
briefly turned his eyes up to Mrs. Preston’s soft, matronly face, but then
looked down again, grabbed his bag and walked out.
“Where
is Jane? Where is Jane?” The question hammered in his head. He pulled out the
book as he entered the park. A businessman in a black suit and a bright red
silk tie brushed in front of him impatiently. Cramwell ignored it, scanning the
book intently for some sort of key, or clue as to the answer to the code, the
important message that perhaps mentioned who or what this “Jane” might refer to
that he had to find.
“Look
At The Clock!” The caption read. Cramwell looked up at the large clock on the
far side of the square: the minute hand pointed just beyond 12 o’clock exactly.
What was that supposed to mean?
Cramwell
pulled out the napkin with the letters again. “SMOEIL OENWL DSPERT IAPAA EGTOIH
IHTNGT.” Perhaps, Cramwell reasoned, the cipher was one that he could solve by
aligning the words differently. He tried writing them all in a single column on
his lunch bag.
SMOEIL
OENWL
DSPERT
IAPAA
EGTOIH
IHTNGT
Nothing
came of reading the columns of letters, as “SODIEI,” “MESAGH,” etc. Cramwell
angrily finished his lunch and—for the first time—rather than return to the
library, he picked up his groceries and went straight home.
Once
there, Cramwell brought the bag, the napkin, and the book into the library. He
selected three or four of the most comprehensive and likeliest cipher books and
scanned through them. Meanwhile, he tried aligning the letters—not just the
words—a bit further apart, transferring the message to the notebook instead of
the bag.
S M O E I L
O E N W L
Cramwell
stopped suddenly as his eyes automatically read the series of letters as the
words, “SOMEONE WILL.” That was it! The Picket Fence Cipher! Cramwell hastily
translated the rest of the message according to the cipher.
Askdjgjsdkfsdfksdjf!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you seriously write out the cipher for us as an 'illustration'?! Brilliant. :D
Yes, I did. I originally put it in the document as a digital inscription... but I couldn't figure out how to put it in the blog post... so I grabbed a napkin and wrote it myself. :)
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